Passion Play (2010)

Passion Play (2010)
Passion Play (2010) DVD / Blu-ray

By: The Cinephiliac (Six Pack) –

There are quite a few films that appear awful on paper but in the right hands have turned out to be successful. Take the 1934 depression-era classic It Happened One Night. During the film’s pre-production, its script was turned down by many famed prospective actors of the time and was subjected to numerous rewrites. In fact its lead actor Clark Gable only starred in the film as punishment from the heads of his studio while actress Claudette Colbert reportedly told a friend after filming that she “just finished the worst movie in the world.”

However, the negativity surrounding It Happened One Night baffled audience members of its time and even today as the film went on to become a sleeper hit, was the first movie to win all five major Academy Awards, and since has gone on to become an acclaimed classic. Director Frank Capra proved that a mediocre script in the right hands could still become a timeless treasure. Passion Play writer/director Mitch Glazer, on the other hand, doesn’t have the same luck. Instead, Glazer shows that a mediocre script in the wrong hands can become nothing more than a pile of on-screen feces.

A Toast

Passion Play has star power, perhaps its only redeeming quality. Mickey Rourke, Bill Murray and Megan Fox all star as a trio trapped in an obsessive, desperate co-dependency with one another. Rourke portrays Nathan Poole, a once famous trumpet player whose talent and health has fallen to the wayside due to his substance abuse. After sleeping with the wife of notorious crime boss Happy Shannon (Murray),Poole miraculously escapes his own death and stumbles upon a traveling circus where the main attraction is Lily, a beautifully mysterious girl with wings attached to her back. Enticed by Lily’s angelic, lonely, and insecure persona, Nathan strikes up a relationship with her until his path crosses with Happy once again. Stunned by  Lily’s beauty Happy and Poole struggle to win her heart and keep Lily protected from those willing to take advantage of her and her innocence… you know, people like them.

Rourke’s “trumpet” playing skills looked as fake as his face does now.

Beer Two

If you’re ever looking for films to watch that teach you how not to make a movie, then look no further than Passion Play. Its major flaw is the blatant careless mistakes it makes throughout. Edits don’t necessarily match well with one another resulting in awkward transitions between scenes and showcasing moments of bad overacting. Glazer’s visual eye is far from perfect and his decision to film on open sets are more than obvious throughout, especially considering that he oddly edits these scenes against ones shot on location.

Beer Three

The CGI effects for Lily’s wings are so lackluster that at times it’s utterly laughable at how cheap they look. Also, there is no logic to Lily’s wings and it becomes confusing as to why in even relaxed and calmed states her wings are constantly spread. Call me a realist but nothing in nature would justify why or how something with wings would survive this way.

We get it already, she has wings! Now put them down.

Beer Four

The plot devices are at times so over-the-top that even Glazer’s writing wasn’t sure as to how to explain them. Instead he allows characters to express their own disbelief at certain situations while never giving explanations. In one scene Lily’s father figure Sam (Rhys Ifans) unexpectedly snaps, threatening the life of Nathan despite the fact that he possesses no immediate threat to Lily or Sam. Nathan finds himself seconds from death until an unexpected event saves him. His rescue is so extravagant and illogical that I literally burst out laughing when it happened, thinking his rescue was a dream sequence and then being sorely disappointed when it wasn’t.

Beer Five

While Mickey Rourke must be commended on his delivery during emotional scenes, the overall acting is subpar. Murray is suave as a the subdued but ruthless villain for about 10 minutes until alas his character becomes a one-note flat antagonist with no motivation except rage and mistrust. Passion Play tries desperately to deliver an enthralling performance from its lead actress, and at times almost seems as though it was written in order for Fox to prove herself and show off her skills, regardless of the fact that she doesn’t really possess many.

Fox has the Kristen Stewart factor; able to deliver lines and emotions convincingly, but with repetitive quirks and mannerisms that remind viewers that the character being watched is merely an actor trying too hard. Stewart’s mannerisms consist of brushing her hair out of her eyes, biting her lip, and constantly donning a dazed unsure look on her face. Fox’s beauty causes her to constantly appear to be flirting; frequently tossing her hair, flashing a flirtatious fake smile, and donning a hesitant guarded look. The minute her plastic smile quivers, audiences can predict that Lily will attempt to cry.

Kristen Stewart and Megan Fox probably went to the same school of acting.

Beer Six

If you can make it through the film and not feel insulted by the story, writing, and filmmaking process, then don’t worry the ending is sure to slap even the most easy-going moviegoer in the face. The entire story of Passion Play is halfhearted  and the film’s execution of such a ridiculous premise results in a trite and uninteresting movie that is only worth the watch because it’s badness will result in a few laugh out loud moments.


Regardless of these LOL moments, I still wouldn’t recommend seeing Passion Play. There’s a reason it went straight to DVD and I’m pretty sure that reason was to have a coaster for a late night six-pack.


Bonus Drinking Game

Take a shot: every time Lily cries

Take a drink: every time Megan Fox is naked and we don’t see nudity

Take a drink: every time you laugh at Lily’s wings.

About The Cinephiliac

Twenty-something film reviewer, social critic, and cultural analyst searching for a place in the sun. Movieboozer is a humor website and drinking games are intended for entertainment purposes only, please drink responsibly.

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