Les Misérables (2012)

Les Misérables (2012)
Les Misérables (2012) DVD / Blu-ray

By: The Cinephiliac (Four Beers) –

As its title suggests, which translates into “The Miserable’s,” Les Misérables is the gloomy story of a group of unfortunate people introduced to audiences during a turbulent time, then killed off as if they were characters in a campy soap opera. Beginning in 1815 France, we are introduced to Jean Valjean, a prisoner released on parole after a 19-year-sentence finding it difficult to make a living and seek shelter as an ex-criminal. While given refuge by a Bishop, Jean instinctively bites the hand that feeds stealing from the clergyman, only to be forgiven, blessed, and released with the goods by the priest.

Eight years later Jean has gotten his life together as the beloved Mayor of a small city and owner of a factory with an upstanding reputation. However, when he runs into Javert, a police inspector who served over him while he was a prisoner, Jean realizes that Javert is still holding a bitter grudge against the ex-con and for the next nine years the two continuously cross paths with Javert determined to return Jean to prison.  Meanwhile, Jean takes in an orphaned child, Cosette, protecting her from the cruel world they both have come to know while an impending rebellion starts to take place, further introducing audiences to a slew of colorful characters.

A Toast

Les Misérables’ scope and magnitude of production is far beyond impressive. 19th century France seems to come alive in all its hideous glory. Buildings are beautifully extravagant but all the while haggard with chipped paint and rotting wood and cobblestone streets are a-run with hundreds of peasants with signs of Cholera and sickness. Costumes play a major part as the bright periwinkle blues of French officers’ suits and the bright clothing of upper class citizens is contrasted against the drab faded grays and navy blues of others as a heart-wrenching reminder of the stark differences in social classes.

Also each cast member marvelously pulls their weight in both singing and acting. Although Les Misérables is grossly melodramatic, the performances from the cast members are nothing short of fabulous. Anne Hathaway is heartbreaking as Fantine, a worker in Jean’s factory, hitting every note of beautiful song while sobbing and choking back tears during most of her scenes, and Hugh Jackman proves he possess actual talent outside of angry scowling in metal claws. Each actor produces an ample amount of waterworks and brooding depressed faces while still delivering their respective songs with tenacity and projection… except Russell Crowe. Don’t really get why he was chosen to sing.


If they didn’t cast him, he’d punch them all in the face.

Beer Two

At best Les Misérables’ direction is reminiscent of the early silent film, The Passion of Joan of Arc, with its heavy use of tight close ups and hand held movements. At worst Les Misérables is reminiscent of an amateur with a camera. A major element of the film that has been beaten into anyone who has sat through the opening commercials in movie theaters the past few months is that the cast sang live while filming Les Misérables. Before, musicals consisted of actors lip synced with previously recorded songs, usually shot from afar in medium or long shots.

From a directorial stance, Les Misérables’s use of actors singing while being filmed sometimes makes for empowering scenes in which the emotion of a character is captured naturally with tense close ups that force viewers to feel empathy. But as the film continues, the direction becomes annoyingly inconsistent; canted angles are cartoonishly used and the extreme close-ups lose their punch. Also the film’s most climatic scene, the ending battle scene, is awful to watch because of the poor direction. Shots are fired, but most ofthe time it looks as though victims are dropping due to their own guns backfiring. There’s no target for a shot, there’s just scenes of shooting followed by random people falling, including those who just shot, giving the film the professionalism of a third grade school play as opposed to a multi-million dollar movie.


“You have to be dead, I shot you.” “Nu-uh I shot you first!”

Beer Three

My biggest problem with Les Misérables is its script. As someone who has never seen or read Les Misérables before, the film is responsible for initially teaching me what I know of its story and thanks to the film, it’s hard to buy that Victor Hugo’s Les Misérables was once considered by Upton Sinclair as the best novel ever written. Javert‘s insatiable need to destroy Jean’s life is nonsensical. Fifteen years pass and numerous encounters between the two take place and I still just didn’t understand why this respected inspector is so gung-ho about capturing Jean. If Jean had killed Javert‘s sibling let alone murdered anyone, then I could comprehend why the God-fearing authoritarian wouldn’t believe in Jean’s redemption, but you know what Jean did to land in prison? Spoiler alert: he stole a loaf of bread. He wasn’t even as bad as Aladdin, yet this general just can’t go on knowing that Jean is a free man.

Also Fantine’s story happens so quickly that I found no reason, other than Hathaway’s performance, to care about her fate. One minute she’s working in a factory and literally the next she’s considered a whore, thrown out on the streets, and resorting to selling her hair, teeth, and body. The political issues of France are barely fleshed out as well. If it wasn’t for Wikipedia I wouldn’t have any clue why the students of the film were rebelling and what it achieved.

Beer Four

I like musicals, honestly I do. I can appreciate a moment being explained through the power of song, but a movie in which there’s  no spoken word  and only sung parts… no. I just can’t do it. Everyone sings, all the time, about everything. It’s just too much.


NO! I thought this was a musical, not an opera!


Mediocre movie, 4 Beer Movie, Movie Boozer, 4 Beers, Cheers

If musicals tickle your fancy, then Les Misérables won’t disappoint. You’ll probably even cry a few times. However, if you like your musicals with a bit more talking and less depressed singing,  then make sure you’ve had a few if you chose to see it. Sure, the performances are great, sure, it’s based off a well-loved book and stage musical, but that doesn’t mean the film is executed well, and it’s really hard to sit through two and half hours of singing and crying without wanting to cut yourself a bit by the end.


Drinking Game

Take a Drink: every time Javert and Jean coincidentally run into each other.

Take a Drink:every time Sasha Baron Cohen gets screen time; they’ll be the only light-hearted moments.

Take a Drink: for every character that dies

Take a Drink: every time you spot filth, excrement, or horrendous dental hygiene

Do a Shot: every time you think to yourself, “Just die already”

Do a Shot: Anytime someone talks instead of singing.

Do a Shot: every time you wonder when this will be over, finally


About The Cinephiliac

Twenty-something film reviewer, social critic, and cultural analyst searching for a place in the sun. Movieboozer is a humor website and drinking games are intended for entertainment purposes only, please drink responsibly.


  1. Great review. I agree with everything you said (especially how quickly Fantine’s story was rushed. It seemed like it all happened in one day. Weren’t there other factories in town she could have applied at first?)

    A friend of mine pointed out that Russell Crowe’s scenes are a lot more enjoyable when he’s wearing the blue uniform, because he looks like Cap’n Crunch.

  2. A little too late .. Wishing U all family and ur awesome!May bring happiness … Filam Salman Khan

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