12 Years a Slave (2013) Drinking Game

Drinking Game

Take a Drink: anytime you flinch at the mis-treatment of Solomon and/or other slaves

Take a Drink: for the brief appearances of recognizable white celebrities

Take a Drink: <irony> when you realize you’re playing a drinking game to a brutally honest movie about slavery… and begin questioning your life choices.  You sick fuck </irony>

Drink a Shot: at any point you’re reduced to tears

Read the full 12 Years a Slave (2013) review

About Oberst von Berauscht

Oberst Von Berauscht once retained the services of a Gypsy to imbue in him the ability to accurately describe the artistic qualities of a film up to seven decimal points. To maintain this unique skill, he must feast on the blood of a virgin every Harvest Moon, or failing that (and he usually does), he can also make a dog do that thing they do where they twist their heads slightly (you know, when they're confused about something) at least a few times a week. I've gotten way off track here... The point is, Oberst is one of the website's founders, so... yeah

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