Ken’s Movie Diary 2018: Week 6

Yep, only saw 3 movies this week, so sue me.

45. Moby Dick (1956)

Gregory Peck plays a hell of a Captain Ahab, and the movie cuts out all the in-depth shit about the whaling industry from the book. Two Beers for being more interesting than the book!

46. 12 Strong (2018)

A film with some genuinely compelling ideas cut down to size due to some lazy storytelling and following the least interesting characters in a story that could have been fascinating. Four Beers for not giving Michael Shannon anything to do.

47. The Florida Project (2017)

One of the best films of 2017, The Florida Project beautifully conveys a child’s eye view of a truly horrible situation. A Toast goes to everyone involved in this spectacular production.

About Oberst von Berauscht

Oberst Von Berauscht once retained the services of a Gypsy to imbue in him the ability to accurately describe the artistic qualities of a film up to seven decimal points. To maintain this unique skill, he must feast on the blood of a virgin every Harvest Moon, or failing that (and he usually does), he can also make a dog do that thing they do where they twist their heads slightly (you know, when they're confused about something) at least a few times a week. I've gotten way off track here... The point is, Oberst is one of the website's founders, so... yeah

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