Tag: Morgan Freeman
Oblivion (2013)
By: Bill Arceneaux (Three Beers) - Whenever Tom Cruise is mentioned to or around me, Scientology is inevitably brought up. Have any of you seen that SouthPark episode where Tom locks himself in a closet, and the basis for the religion is explained in the most cartoonish of ways? I can no longer watch Magnolia or Rain Man without
Scary Movie 5 (2013) Drinking Game
Drinking Game Take a Drink: every time you hear narration in the style of Morgan Freeman. Take a Drink: for each face punch, body blow and sack tap. Do a Shot: every time you see Charlie Sheen in a scene. Take a Drink: anytime a baby is dropped, launched, whacked or set on fire. Take a Drink: whenever you hear
Scary Movie 5 (2013)
By: Kingsley Crabtree (Six Beers) - There was no one less jazzed about life than I was when I learned what fate April had in store for me. And the cherry on top of the shit sundae came when Scary Movie 5 rolled down the pike like a lopsided turd and wobbled to a stop in
Olympus Has Fallen (2013) Rebuttal
By: Mitch Hansch (Two Beers) - Olympus Has Fallen opens with lead presidential bodyguard Mike Banning (Gerard Butler) watching over the Commander in Chief Benjamin Asher (Aaron Eckhart), the first lady (Ashley Judd), and their son Connor (Finley Jacobsen) on a family vacation at Camp David. Tragedy strikes after a freak car accident on the
Olympus Has Fallen (2013)
By: Bill Arceneaux (Six Beers) - I don’t remember where or when, but I do believe I suggested that WWE Studios make an action film about killing bin Laden. Zero Dark Thirty was a thinking man’s adaptation, but I would LOVE to see something fantastical, implausible and balls out ridiculous. Think Death Wish 3 meets
