MOVIE RATING SCALE
MovieBoozer ratings are built around the amount of beers you need to drink to make a particular movie an enjoyable or even survivable experience.
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A Toast! – Our Highest Honor
Our ratings always start with A Toast. If you’re like us, then you like a cold one in your hand anytime you’re watching a movie. You’re no alcoholic, but you like a good beer whenever you are seated and watching for example: a daughter’s ballet recital, a Nascar race, a tennis match, a baseball game, strippers… you get the idea.
As the movie gets tougher to watch, adding beers make what you’re watching better, hopefully. The worst possible rating is a 6 Pack. We know that some of you need more than that to start forgetting things, and some of you start heading for the fat chicks when somebody opens a beer in the room. Adjust accordingly.