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MOVIE RATING SCALE

MOVIE RATING SCALE

MovieBoozer ratings are built around the amount of beers you need to drink to make a particular movie an enjoyable or even survivable experience.

One Beer Movies Two Beers Movies Three Beers Movies Four Beers Movies Five Beers Movies Six Beers Movies
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A Toast! Good Okay Mediocre Awful Six-Pack!

A Toast! – Our Highest Honor

Great Movie! Just the one celebratory beer will do for this movie. If you’re going to the theater, bring a beer.

Great Movie! Just the one celebratory beer will do for this movie. If you’re going to the theater, bring a beer.

Our ratings always start with A Toast. If you’re like us, then you like a cold one in your hand anytime you’re watching a movie.  You’re no alcoholic, but you like a good beer whenever you are seated and watching for example: a daughter’s ballet recital, a Nascar race, a tennis match, a baseball game, strippers…  you get the idea.

As the movie gets tougher to watch, adding beers make what you’re watching better, hopefully.  The worst possible rating is a 6 Pack.  We know that some of you need more than that to start forgetting things, and some of you start heading for the fat chicks when somebody opens a beer in the room.  Adjust accordingly.

2 Beers – Very Good

A very good movie. Though, it had one or two major reasons why it wasn’t a great movie.

A very good movie. Though, it had one or two major reasons why it wasn’t a great movie.

3 Beers – Okay, Worth Watching

It’s a movie worth watching. If not in the theaters, definitely on DVD or Blu-ray.

It’s a movie worth watching. If not in the theaters, definitely on DVD or Blu-ray.

4 Beers – Mediocre

You’ve probably seen a movie like this many times beerfor. Throw back a couple of beers for this one, or play the drinking game.

You’ve probably seen a movie like this many times beerfor. Throw back a couple of beers for this one, or play the drinking game.

5 Beers – Just Awful

While this movie had good moments, in the end it was was flawed. Call some friends over for this one and play the drinking game. (Found at the end of every movie review).

While this movie had good moments, in the end it was flawed. Call some friends over for this one and play the drinking game. (Found at the end of every movie review).

Six-Pack – Our Worst Honor

A crime against humanity. Do not be sober for this movie. On the plus side, this is a GREAT drinking game movie.

A crime against humanity. Do not be sober for this movie. On the plus side, this is a GREAT drinking game movie.