Pete Smalls is Dead (2010)
By: Jorge Aniwe (Four Beers) - Pete Smalls isn’t Peter Dinklage, you stupid literalist fuck. How dare you, you big-bigger-bigot! Peter Dinklage (Game of Thrones, The Station Agent) instead plays KC, a former screenwriter and current dry cleaner. Dinklage
The Innkeepers (2011)
By: CT Bland (Two Beers) - When I was a younger man, I drove out into the snowy forests of Missouri with a bunch of friends in search of the Joplin Spook Light, a floating ball of energy that occasionally reveals itself
The Avengers (2012)
By: Bill Arceneaux (A Toast) I used to collect comic books. Yes, I admit it. I got swept up in the fantasy of characters with unique abilities beyond those of normal people, fighting over exaggerated villains in an effort to save
They Live (1988)
By: Jenna Zine (A Toast) - Hapless drifter John Nada (Roddy Piper) is caught up in a conspiracy theory of epic proportions when he gets a hold of some sunglasses that allow him to see society clearly, including the mind-controlling
Mercury Rising (1998)
By: Jake Peroni (Four Beers) - Most films depict FBI agents as cookie cutter, clean shaven men. Blind allegiance and obedient boy scouts wearing crisp black and grey suits with matching ties. (Despite Corky Romano’s efforts).
The Great Train Robbery (1978)
By: Oberst Von Berauscht (Three Beers) - The Great Train Robbery tells the story of Sean Connery and Donald Sutherland’s bold plan to find and punch England in the dick. The venue for said penis mashing in this case being
Merantau (2009)
By: Frank Cerros (Two Beers) - Do you enjoy cinematic ass-kickery? Do you like watching people perform athletic feats that you yourself could never do without ending up in traction? Do you not mind the feeling of cottonmouth that you get from
The Raven (2012)
By: The Cinephiliac (Five Beers) - In 1849, famed poet Edgar Allen Poe was found walking the streets of Baltimore in a delirious state mumbling incoherently. A few days later while in the hospital he died with the cause of death
Safe (2012)
By: Billy Arceneaux (Three Beers) - Back in January, I wrote a piece on my blog which listed a few movies that I predicted would be bad based on their trailers alone. I think it’s safe to say that I was
