Transmorphers (2007) and Transmorphers: Fall of Man (2009)

By: WonkotheSane (Six Pack) –
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I’ll be deviating from the standard Boozer-Review today; instead I have opted to directly compare the Transmorphers series with the Transformers films.  At the end of each comparison, I will present a calculation of the Blood-Alcohol content required in order to confuse one film with the other.

Transmorphers (2007)      vs.        Transformers (2007)

Transmorphers (2007)
Transmorphers (2007) DVD / Blu-ray
Transmorphers: Fall of Man (2009)
Transmorphers: Fall of Man (2009) DVD / Blu-ray

Starring:

Transformers:

Transmorphers:

Bad Ass Dialog:

Transmorphers:

Rand: “Are you violating a direct order from a superior officer?”

Blair: “I’m violating a direct order from a coward!”

Transformers:

Megatron: “Humans don’t deserve to live!”
Optimus Prime: “They deserve to choose for themselves!”
Megatron: “Then you will die with them!”
Megatron: “JOIN THEM IN EXTINCTION!”

Special Effects:

Transformers:

Transmorphers:

Plot:

Transformers: Robots come to earth to dress up like Tanks and/or General Motors Products.  Naturally the Robots who make the consumer-friendly choice are the good ones.

Transmorphers: All robots own the earth, and humans are just tunnel rats getting in their way.  Humans fight back in a war of the machines totally not lifted from the Terminator franchise.

Supporting Cast:

Transformers:

Transmorphers:

Running Time:

Transformers: 144 Minutes

Transmorphers: 85 minutes

 

BAC required to confuse the two: 0.15

(Weaving recklessly through traffic, probably pants-less)


Transmorphers: Fall of Man (2009) vs. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)

   

Starring:

Transmorphers:

Transformers:


Badass Dialog:

Transmorphers: “Taste this, Tin-Head!”

Transformers: “This is not your planet to rule! The Fallen shall rise again!”

Plot:

Transformers: The planet is under assault once again and this time, you really should consider a Chevy Camaro, or any number of these fine other products from Chevy.  LIKE A ROCK!

Transmorphers: It is in the future year Earth 2009, and your Ipad, cell-phone, microwave, and mini-fridge are plotting your eternal demise.

Supporting Cast:

Transmorphers:

Transformers:

Racial Sensitivity:

Transmorphers: Black Mayor with strong character, willingness to self-sacrifice

Transformers: Court jesters and fodder for public amusement

 

BAC Required to confuse the two films: 0.08

(Unsafe to drive, safe to watch)  

 

Bonus Drinking Game

Take a drink: for awkward blue-screen shots

Take a drink: for pointless background narration

Take a drink: for bogus sciencey dialog

Down a Shot: for each on-screen death

Down a Shot: for each senseless plot twist

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