By: Henry J. Fromage –

With Halloween right around the corner, we’re firmly in the Horror wheelhouse for new releases. Surely, nothing is guaranteed to horrify audiences quite like Jack Shephard’s gruesomely deformed new physique, or Tyler Perry’s earnest attempts at acting.  Also, there’s some other new horror movie coming out, too.

Alex Cross -

Holy fuck.  Matthew Fox’s new look is disturbing.  Also, that trailer.

I didn’t know you could “cross” crystal meth and steroids.  Ha, see what I did there?

Beer Prediction

I’m sorry, Tyler Perry’s name is often all you need to know about a project.  Also, that trailer is mediocrity trailerified.

Paranormal Activity 4 -

Oh, you’ve heard of these films before? Yes, yes you probably have.  One of horror’s most consistently frightening franchises returns with another installment, this time picking up five years after the events of Paranormal Activity 2 and following Katie & Hunter start bringing down property values in their new neighborhood.

Most homeowners prefer gravity their unfucked-with

Beer Prediction

Early buzz is that this is the most violent of the series, which could swing the quality either way.  How long can it keep it’s low budged plates spinning before near inevitable franchise decline?