Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days (2012)

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days (2012)
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days (2012) DVD / Blu-ray

By: The Cinephiliac  (Two Beers) –
How many beers do you recommend for this movie?
1 Beer! A Toast! Great Movie!2 Beers! Good Movie!3 Beers! Okay Movie!4 Beers! Mediocre Movie!5 Beers! Awful Movie!6-Pack! Bad movie! Do not be Sober!

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When I was an adolescent, summer was the perfect time to work on getting some form of cancer. On days when I wouldn’t sleep past noon, I’d set my alarm to 8 am, eat a blueberry Eggo waffle, sit super close to the television, then preceded to feed my brain with images from Nick Jr., Disney Channel and MTV.

Life was good those days, but there was one summer I was sent off to stay with a family member for the two and a half months, forcing me into the sunlight to play with cousins and create adventures. That summer was filled with mischief and mayhem and was the most memorable summer of my life; perhaps that’s why Diary of a Wimpy Kid Dog Days is so funny and relatable. Greg Heffley’s zany life as a middle-schooler is both hysterical and awkwardly cringe-worthy, resurfacing old memories from yesteryear.

It’s the summer before 8th grade and Greg (Zachary Gordon) has only two things on his mind: video games and his long time crush Holly. His father, Frank (Steve Zahn), has other plans for him, like getting Greg to spend quality time with him outdoors, something the sports hating Greg is not thrilled about. Greg instead attempts to con his dad into thinking he’s a responsible job owner who doesn’t have time for father son bonding, however, he runs the risks of getting himself sent off to an all boys prep school due to the mistakes he can’t help but continously make.

A Toast

If you’ve liked any of the previous Diary of a Wimpy Kid films, then Dog Days is just as enjoyable. If you’ve never seen a Wimpy Kid film then you’ve missed out on the wacky hijink filled situational humor with heart-warming morals that you can’t help but smile at. Every actor perfectly fits their role, allowing them to effortlessly portray a family struggling to connect with each other at the forefront of Greg’s misadventures.

You know that happy family decal people stick on the back windows of their minivans? The beauty of watching Susan and Frank Heffley is being exposed to their desperate attempts at good parenting to recreate those happy depthless faces on the stickers. Susan tries with inclusive parenting while Frank tries by submersing himself in work and hobbies in order to forget about the delinquencies of his sons. Steve Zahn is great as the eye bulging dad who has to deal with the disappointments of both Greg and his older wanna be rockstar brother, Rodrick, and how the two outsmart him on several occasions. Yet the tender moments between Frank and Greg are moving and believable, recalling to mind the strained attempts at father and son bonding from classics of the past.

A Goofy Movie anyone?! Best father/son bonding film since The Bicycle Thief.

The relationships between characters are wonderfully written and developed as Dog Days is much more focused on the relationship of Frank and Greg than the past films have been. Frank’s hobby as a Civil War reenacter gets humorously fleshed out and his childhood and desires as a parent get touched on as well. On the other hand, Greg, now slightly older with a bit more confidence around his crush Holly, is still the same ol’ 13-year-old who chokes up during conversation and lies on the spot to make himself appear more suave than he is.

Beer Two

Now, because we’re shown these characters in all their glory, we’re also resulted to enduring the painfully stupid mistakes of a 13-year-old boy for the second half of the film. In one scene while at a pool, Greg hears a woman comment on a man’s high dive. He immediately thinks, “sure, this is what all chicks are impressed by,” so he climbs the high dive after seeing Holly sitting poolside. He clumsily loses his grip slipping off the board, splashing into the water, and leaving his swim trunks stranded behind. Too embarrassed to ask for help, Greg wades for hours before finally asking an employee to help him out. But instead of simply asking for his misplaced shorts, he asks for the shorts in the chair across from him— a random pair of women’s hot pants… It can get very annoying having to witness Greg’s idiotic plans or ideas whether or not you remember he’s only a preteen.

They just remind you of how stupid kids can be.

Verdict


The Diary of a Wimpy Kid series have been consistently entertaining and Dog Days is no exception. It has a childish humor but directed with an adult wit that combines elements of slapstick and great comedic timing from everyone involved. It’s a film that somehow captures the awkward ridiculousness that comes with being a preteen but it makes the bad memories laughable, at least for a few moments.

 

Bonus Drinking Game

Take a Drink: when Greg makes an awful decision

Take a Drink: when Roderick or Holly’s older sister, Heather, is unbearably yet hilariously cruel.

Take a Drink: when Greg magically gets into the country club

Take a Drink: when you hear about Lil Cutie

About The Cinephiliac

Twenty-something film reviewer, social critic, and cultural analyst searching for a place in the sun. Movieboozer is a humor website and drinking games are intended for entertainment purposes only, please drink responsibly.

One comment

  1. I’ll honestly watch this now… great review.

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