New DVD Releases: September 4th
By: Henry J. Fromage –
Not a ton to choose from this week, so let’s take a look at the burgeoning, always tantalizing Direct-to-DVD crop. Hey, they gotta be better than Piranha 3DD. Here we go: 1313:Frankenqueen, Caligula Reincarnated as Hitler, Death Laid an Egg, I Am Sartana Trade Your Guns, If You Meet Sartana Pray for Death, Jungle Virgin Force, Screaming in High Heels, Truck Stop Women… wait, all of this is confusing, disturbing porn, isn’t it? Yep, there’s Guys Gone Wild: Hottest Shooters Ever.
The Five Year Engagement-
I wasn’t expecting much out of the adaptation of a nonfiction Steve Harvey book, but as BabyRuth will tell you, this was actually pretty damn funny.
Aardman Animation rarely disappoints, and this comedy is yet another feather in their cap. Oberst recommends grabbing a couple hearty tankards of grog and giving this a shot.
Piranha 3DD -
Yep, Frankie B. will tell you this is just as bad as you’d expect a big budget adaptation of a damn board game to be…