Take a Drink: for every ten minutes you watch this movie.
Take a Drink: for each time the Asian kid says “Dog”.
Do a Shot: if you want to kick the crap out of the Asian kid.
Take a Drink: for every time you feel sad seeing Eugene Levy (Jim’s Dad) on screen.
Take a Drink: when Stiffmeister is mentioned.
Do a Shot: for the hell of it.
Drink a Six Pack: to pass the time because that’s going to be more entertaining.
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