Take a Drink: every time you think, “I could’ve gotten more spiritual support off a cocktail napkin.”
Take a Drink: every time you think, “Man, Eddie and Clark are working their asses off to make sure this film is funny. Too bad they’re failing.”
Do a Shot: for Kerry Washington and her rockin’ bod.
Do a Shot: every time a leaf falls off a tree. What the hell? You’re going to need something to get through this depressing mess.