This past Sunday MovieBoozer.com was subjected to a malicious hacker attack. After wresting control of our state-of-the-art desert server farm…
Seen here, from that day Morgan Freeman dropped by to say hi.
… back from these hackers, we scrambled to secure our pale, sweaty nude selfies and confidential emails (some of them quite heightist- a significant contingent of our writers have not taken Peter Dinklage’s recent cultural prominence very well), only to find out that nothing had been taken or leaked. All that had changed was the appearance of one post, scheduled for today. In the interest of journalistic ethics, and because we pretty much publish anything we can get our hands on ’round here, we decided to allow it to run. Here it is, completely unedited, as is our wont:
Take a Drink: whenever American imperialist pigs not mind their business
Take a Drink: when destroy treasure global patrimony
Take a Drink: for death of true heroes
Take a Drink: for simpleminded songs singed
Take a Drink: for great honor Immortal Kim Jong-Il FatherHero appearance
Take a Drink: “Suck my cock.” What this?
Glorious People’s Republic of Korea suck all cock bones maximum nourishment.
Take a Drink: haha one thing all can agree- gorillas funny. Drink gorilla sound.
Do a Shot: for filthy carnal pleasure-Taking like dog Animals
By: The Tluth (Six Pack) –
Hi there, GOP here! No, not Republicans, silly! Guardians of Peace have much time until dream be destructive as them to America. No, we make much entertainment Sony’s pain, and also prevent release despicable American propaganda The Interview. Now we say what we think former Worst Movie Ever Team America: World Police using scale of Beer, because North Korea have very good beer.
In movie Team America go across whole world showing evil American Imperialist Regime and killing martyrs world freedom, except Glorious Leader Kim Jong-Il FatherHero, who remain Immortal. Also, Hollywood group Film Actors Guild, like Alec Baldwin, Sean Penn, Helen Hunt abet destruction of world…. which sound right about.
Yeah, fuck Matt Damon.
L is silly letter that barely exist. It like these people know no language at all, only English. Arabic in movie only maybe 30% accurate.
America is always hero Hollywood movie, but NOT hero! “Collateral damage” always, look see what horrible thing “heroes” of this movie make! Who made police of world?! No more we say!
Puppets? Silly movie, you no see what you do? Puppets show artificiality Hollywood tropes and ridiculousness American jingoistic attitudes.
Real movie use suit.
You know who puppets? Trey Parker and Matt Stone, only make construction paper cartoons now U.S. Government flunkies with so obvious Propaganda pro-America. So much could almost say is genius satire of itself.
Listen this ridiculous music. Cannot you see how ridiculous?
Music like 9 years old write. Dirty, profane 9 years old. But also other production value sitty. Human offal barely look like that! Trust us, we should know! Again, shoddiness just make unintentional comedy.
Look this makeup job!
Why The Interview, why not this you say? First, internet invented by Stupefying Lord All Survey He Kim Jong-Il 2005. But also this silly propaganda movie do more harm than good, show American Imperialism and Hollywood Hypocrisy for what is it.
Well… Also, people call Kim Jong-Un fat child; maybe better sense of humor has Kim Jong-Il.
He once score 100 basketbarr points. Very good athrete. Reave him rone!