Mission: Impossible (1996)

Mission: Impossible (1996)
Mission: Impossible (1996) DVD/Blu-Ray

By: Oberst Von Berauscht (Three Beers) –
How many beers do you recommend for this movie?
1 Beer! A Toast! Great Movie!2 Beers! Good Movie!3 Beers! Okay Movie!4 Beers! Mediocre Movie!5 Beers! Awful Movie!6-Pack! Bad movie! Do not be Sober!

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A team of spies is all but killed off when a mission goes horribly wrong, leaving Ethan Hunt (Tom Cruise) the last man standing, or so he thinks.  Believing that he has been betrayed by his superiors, Ethan recruits a team of mercenaries in an effort to infiltrate the CIA headquarters to recover information which might clear his name.

A Toast

Director Brian DePalma was a wonderfully off the wall choice as director for the film adaptation of the popular espionage TV series.  DePalma’s films are known for their obsession with “Director for Hire” mode; he manages to inject a definite style which might have thrown off mainstream audiences of the time.  The story is full of twists and turns, driven (for the most part) by dialogue rather than action sequences.  Fans of the original series were up in arms about several of the film’s choices, such as making a villain out of one of the original series’ main characters… not to mention making that elderly character take part in a major stunt sequence.

Voight

Managing to be less believable than Sean Connery in Entrapment

Beer Two

For the most part, the action in Mission Impossible exists to propel the story, not as a means in itself.  The climactic sequence however, which involves a helicopter chasing a train through a long tunnel, is not one of these moments.  The over the tope tone, combined with the sequence’s relative unimportance to the story make it feel tacked on in order to give the film a big finale.  On top of that, the computer-generated effects might have been impressive for the time, but feel hopelessly dated today.

Fucking really?

With that said, modern viewers might still appreciate the sequence as a piece of unintentional comedy… which doesn’t exactly help the film’s overall impact.

Beer Three

1996 was the year of bait-and-switch action films.  Not unlike the way Executive Decision was often promoted as a Steven Seagal film, Mission Impossible‘s trailers emphasized characters who are summarily dispatched within the first 15 minutes.  This isn’t even a real complaint, but as a big Mighty Ducks fan at the time (and 10 years old), I was utterly traumatized.

Emilio

Emilio? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Verdict

zzz3beers

A solid, if unessential spy movie; which ignited a whole series of solid, if unessential action movies.

 

Drinking Game

Take a Drink: for each appearance of the bubblegum bomb

Take a Drink: every time Tom Cruise hangs precariously from some object

Do a Shot: every time the movie flashes back to a scene of a teammate being killed

About Oberst von Berauscht

Oberst Von Berauscht once retained the services of a Gypsy to imbue in him the ability to accurately describe the artistic qualities of a film up to seven decimal points. To maintain this unique skill, he must feast on the blood of a virgin every Harvest Moon, or failing that (and he usually does), he can also make a dog do that thing they do where they twist their heads slightly (you know, when they're confused about something) at least a few times a week. I've gotten way off track here... The point is, Oberst is one of the website's founders, so... yeah

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