Take a Drink: before the start of the movie, you’re going to need it.
Take a Drink: every time Kasey snaps at his boss.
Take a Drink: for every travel book Kasey reads.
Do a Shot: for old men asking for “happy endings”.
Do a Shot: when you realize Kasey only has one facial expression.
By: Frankie B. (Six Pack) –
Incall is billed as a cult horror movie, which is why I initially agreed to watch it. “Cult horror movie” is a series of trigger words that will automatically make me want to watch something. I might want to start re-evaluating what I watch after being honeydicked by this movie.
Incall was written/directed by Brock Riebe. He also is the star of the movie, playing Kasey Keind, a debt collector who moonlights as a masseuse. He performs “incall” massages at his home (hence the name of the movie), and one session goes horribly wrong, ending with the death of one of his clients.
The one great thing that I can say about the movie is that it eventually does end.
You may proceed directly to Beer Thee .
The character Marco (played by Ben Muller) is entertaining at times. This is mainly due to the fact that he is the only character in the movie who realizes how ridiculous the premise of the movie is. He also is a mildly crafty criminal which gives a semblance of depth to the character.
Just drink the fifth beer right now.
This movie is two hours, twenty-two minutes, and forty-nine seconds long. Holy shit!! But the funny thing is that it feels at least twice that long as it has the pacing of a crippled sloth. Two hour movies are tough for seasoned directors to pull off, even with a talented cast. You could probably cut a solid hour and twenty minutes out of this movie and still get to the same place at the end. It would still be just as bad but at least you would get to that conclusion in less time.
When billing your movie as a cult horror movie, you might want to make sure that there is at least one horror element in your movie. Maybe a singular jump scare, or that there is something actually at stake for the characters. Acting would also be a plus, as most of the characters have one or two expressions or are complete cartoon caricatures.
I absolutely cannot recommend watching this. Watch cat videos on YouTube or watch literally anything else.