After Porn Ends (2012) Drinking Game

Drinking Game

Do a Double Shot: when you see 70’s era porn acting.

Take a Drink: whenever Mary Carey begins talking in run-off sentences.

Do a Triple Shot: when you see the before and after of some of the pornstars of the past.

Take Two Drinks: when Mary Carey returns to talk in more incoherent run-off sentences.

Read the full After Porn Ends (2012) review

About Oberst von Berauscht

Oberst Von Berauscht once retained the services of a Gypsy to imbue in him the ability to accurately describe the artistic qualities of a film up to seven decimal points. To maintain this unique skill, he must feast on the blood of a virgin every Harvest Moon, or failing that (and he usually does), he can also make a dog do that thing they do where they twist their heads slightly (you know, when they're confused about something) at least a few times a week. I've gotten way off track here... The point is, Oberst is one of the website's founders, so... yeah

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