Take a Drink: Whenever you see Mort and Rev. Al Sharpton having a bro-mance whenever Sharpton would come on the show to discuss the Tawana Brawley case.
Do a Double Shot: Whenever the weird, faux psychedelic animation would appear in between old Morton Downey Jr. Show footage.
Take a Drink: Whenever Downey begins to yell, flip his cigarette or get face to face with a guest to berate him or her.
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