Captain Phillips (2013) Drinking Game

Drinking Game

Take a Drink: whenever Tom Hanks takes full advantage of the wonderfully nuanced New England accent. (I wonder how much his dialog coach got paid… and then realize it is probably more money than I see in a year…  damn I’m depressed…)

Take a Drink: each time someone gets punched

Take a Drink: anytime the name of the ship “Maersk Alabama” is used

Drink a Shot: at the horrifyingly bloody finish (I’d say *Spoilers*, but if you didn’t hear about this in the news back in 2009, you probably wouldn’t have internet access in the first place, as you’re too busy being stuck under a rock and slowly starving to death.

“Nobody’s coming dude, use the knife already…”

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About Oberst von Berauscht

Oberst Von Berauscht once retained the services of a Gypsy to imbue in him the ability to accurately describe the artistic qualities of a film up to seven decimal points. To maintain this unique skill, he must feast on the blood of a virgin every Harvest Moon, or failing that (and he usually does), he can also make a dog do that thing they do where they twist their heads slightly (you know, when they're confused about something) at least a few times a week. I've gotten way off track here... The point is, Oberst is one of the website's founders, so... yeah

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