Take a Drink: whenever Tom Hanks takes full advantage of the wonderfully nuanced New England accent. (I wonder how much his dialog coach got paid… and then realize it is probably more money than I see in a year… damn I’m depressed…)
Take a Drink: each time someone gets punched
Take a Drink: anytime the name of the ship “Maersk Alabama” is used
Drink a Shot: at the horrifyingly bloody finish (I’d say *Spoilers*, but if you didn’t hear about this in the news back in 2009, you probably wouldn’t have internet access in the first place, as you’re too busy being stuck under a rock and slowly starving to death.
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