Take a Drink: whenever a scene seems like a direct lift from The Blair Witch Project.
Take a Drink: every time you see a weird symbol on a tree.
Take a Drink: every time you wonder why nobody seems to have packed a mobile phone.
Bonus Shot: every time a character does something dumb, like sitting in the tent with a torch on, when they know a vampire is right outside! Durrrrrrr!!!!
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