Take a Drink: for every pun, gag, spoof, and slapstick shenanigans.
Do a Shot: whenever you catch a special effects gaffe. Hint: Crew in the background and/or wires on the cast.
Take a Drink: every time you see or hear about the automated pilot.
Take a Drink: for each flashback and/or voiceover.
Shotgun a Beer: when that plane comes in hot like the Fourth of July.
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