Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (2013) T.V. Drinking Game

Drinking Game

Take a Drink: every time Coulson refers to Tahiti as “a magical place.”

Take a Drink: every time someone references the films.

Take a Drink: every time the scientists use words you cannot understand.

Take a Drink: every time someone refers to Agent May as “The Cavalry.”

Do a Shot: every time Agent May does something totally badass.

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About Oberst von Berauscht

Oberst Von Berauscht once retained the services of a Gypsy to imbue in him the ability to accurately describe the artistic qualities of a film up to seven decimal points. To maintain this unique skill, he must feast on the blood of a virgin every Harvest Moon, or failing that (and he usually does), he can also make a dog do that thing they do where they twist their heads slightly (you know, when they're confused about something) at least a few times a week. I've gotten way off track here... The point is, Oberst is one of the website's founders, so... yeah

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