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Virtual Pub 215: Transformers again?… why? $&#% this @&%#

This week some of us still managed to waste 3 hours of their day at the new Michael Bay Transformers movie. This was accomplished in spite of all sane reason that should have warned them away.  We also touch on, Okja, Baby Driver, Class of 1984, Forbidden Zone & The Raid: Redemption.

About Oberst von Berauscht

Oberst Von Berauscht once retained the services of a Gypsy to imbue in him the ability to accurately describe the artistic qualities of a film up to seven decimal points. To maintain this unique skill, he must feast on the blood of a virgin every Harvest Moon, or failing that (and he usually does), he can also make a dog do that thing they do where they twist their heads slightly (you know, when they're confused about something) at least a few times a week. I've gotten way off track here... The point is, Oberst is one of the website's founders, so... yeah

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