Category: 6 BEERS

Gone with the Wind (1939)

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By: Oberst Von Berauscht (Six Pack) - Arguably the most beloved movie of all time, and adjusted for inflation, still by far the most successful.  Gone with the Wind tells the story of Scarlett O’Hara (Vivian Leigh), the spoiled daughter of a plantation owner, and her quest for an unhappy life by falling in love


The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010)

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By: Chris Sheridan (A Toast) - You all know the story: a human girl falls in love with a vampire guy. It is a forbidden love, but as we know, the most alluring things are the ones we should not have. Still, Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson) and Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) fought through the prejudices of others


Jersey Shore Shark Attack (2012)

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By: Henry J. Fromage (Six Pack) – We recently got a fan request for the Syfy “original” movie Jersey Shore Shark Attack, which is a title tailor-made for drinking.  The question was… how much drinking? The answer: a lot. I’d write a plot synopsis, but we’ll get to the stupidities of that later.  What you


The Big Wedding (2013)

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By: Jenna Zine (Six Beers) – Alejandro Griffin (Ben Barnes) is about to marry Missy O’Connor (Amanda Seyfried), the love of his life. The only problem? Alejandro’s uber-religious biological mother (Patricia Rae as Madonna. No, not that Madonna) is attending the ceremony and will reportedly take great umbrage to the fact that Alejandro’s adoptive parents


Birdemic 2: The Resurrection (2013)

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By: BabyRuth (Six Beers) - Back in 2009, a little independent film called Birdemic: Shock and Terror hit the Sundance Film Festival.  Well, not exactly.  It didn’t make it in to the festival itself, but that didn’t stop writer/director/sole-financier James Nguyen from driving into Park City, Utah in a van covered in fake bloody birds and


Scary Movie 5 (2013)

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By: Kingsley Crabtree (Six Beers) - There was no one less jazzed about life than I was when I learned what fate April had in store for me. And the cherry on top of the shit sundae came when Scary Movie 5 rolled down the pike like a lopsided turd and wobbled to a stop in


American Pie Presents: Band Camp (2005)

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By: Shaun Wren (Six Pack) - In the first of the DVD series of the American Pie franchise we get to meet Steve Stiflers younger brother Matt (Tad Hilgenbrinck). Matt gets sent to band camp where he create havoc and tries to make a hidden camera porn movie in this apparently outrageous and hilarious slice of pie ever.


G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009)

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By: Chris Sheridan (Six Pack) - Futuristic war technology is pretty cool, man. Getting a peek at some of the gadgets our military will get to play with in the near future is quite the experience, and watching things blow up with it is even cooler. That was the (sole) thought process behind G.I. Joe:


Tyler Perry’s Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor (2013)

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By: Jenna Zine (Six-Pack) – Judith (Jurnee Smollett-Bell) is happily married to her childhood sweetheart, Brice (Lance Gross). The two are six years into a content, if placid, union. But she tempts fate when she’s lured into a torrid affair with a wealthy client at her firm (Robbie Jones as Harley) and learns the hard


A Talking Cat!?! (2013)

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By: BabyRuth (Six Pack) - Every now and then, a film comes along.  A Talking Cat!?! is one of those films. A Talking Cat!?! tells the story of Duffy (played by Squeaky, a completely different cat than the one featured on the movie poster) a self-proclaimed “human whisperer” that wanders into the lives of two families