Category: 2 BEERS

Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)

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By: Kingsley Crabtree (Two Beers) -   I’m not gonna lie, I had some major sequel anxiety going into Star Trek Into Darkness. After the stunning re-introduction and re-imagination of a beloved franchise in 2009, I knew this day would come. The assignment to review Into Darkness was tossed into our Writers’ Pit at MovieBoozer and,


Shutter Island (2010)

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By: Eddie Duncan (Two Beers) - In the wake of a classic turned movie’s recent premiere, The Great Gatsby for those left wondering, I thought it might be nice to take a short stroll down memory lane of one of the greatest actors of all time: Leonardo DiCaprio in ‘Shutter Island’. Another book turned movie


The Loneliest Planet (2012)

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By: Henry J. Fromage (Two Beers) – If you happen to be a fan both of globetrotting and movies, you’ve probably noticed by now the lack of films that properly convey what it feels like to travel on the cheap and off the beaten path.  Basically, if you aren’t Hilton rich, you’ve probably never had


Mosquita y Mari (2012)

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By: Rob Perez (Two Beers) - So you know how it is. You hear about a film where the central characters are female. Interested. They’re both young. Still interested. Latina. Very interested. And they’re both lesbian. Very, very . . . well, you see where I’m going. What was the darling of many independent film festivals in


Superman: Unbound (2013)

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By: Kyle Daley (Two Beers) - Superman; what else is there to say?  A man from an alien world that for some reason when he’s exposed to yellow sun light he can do…crap what’s that power of his again?  Oh, right, EVERYTHING!  Seriously, flight, super strength, ice breath, super speed, x-ray and heat vision; guess if the


The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (1988)

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By: Oberst Von Berauscht (Two Beers) - Turkish invaders have laid siege to a large, unnamed European city. As cannonballs rain down, the City officials and civilian populace watch a play about Baron Munchausen (German Nobleman famous for telling Tall Tales).  In the midst of this performance, an old and disheveled man approaches the stage, and claims


Upstream Color (2013)

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By: Henry J. Fromage (Two Beers) – When Shane Carruth first hit the scene with Primer, critics and movielovers didn’t know how to take it.  His time travel film was difficult, convoluted, and nothing less than fascinating- a work of art that was so detailed and meticulously thought out that it was clear we were


Tron (1984)

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By: Oberst Von Berauscht (Two Beers) - Kevin Flynn (Jeff Bridges) is a genius programmer who gets sucked into a computer while trying to hack in.  He finds that the inside of the computer is a whole other world, with programs literally personified in human form.  The computer world is controlled by the sociopathic Master Control Program


Mystic River (2003)

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By: Alex Morrison (Two Beers) - Based on a novel by Dennis Lehane, Mystic River follows the lives of Jimmy (Sean Penn), Dave (Tim Robbins) and Sean (Kevin Bacon), who are long-standing friends with a dark childhood memory. They are reunited when reformed convict Jimmy’s daughter is found beaten and killed in a local park.


The Hudsucker Proxy (1994)

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By: Oberst Von Berauscht (Two Beers) - Norville Barnes (Tim Robbins) is from a town nobody’s ever heard of, and graduated from a college nobody’s ever heard of, and he’s going to the big city to find a job.  He quickly finds that very little work is available for someone without experience, eventually taking a