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The Wire: Season 2 (TV Review)

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: whenever Ziggy is a dumbass Take a Drink: every time a character does. Take Two: if it’s anybody but a longshoreman Take a Drink: whenever ... Read More »

Planes: Fire and Rescue (2014)

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: every time you hear a cheesy one-liner Do a Body Shot: when you first hear Julie Bowen say Missssss. Sexy. Grab a Guinness: when you ... Read More »

Sex Tape (2014)

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: every time someone mentions or we see pineapples Take a Drink: for every Disney-oriented picture of Annie’s boss, Hank, we see. Take a Drink: for ... Read More »

Life Itself (2014)

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: anytime a character talks about Roger drinking Do a Shot: during any of Roger and Gene’s fights on set Take a Drink: for Roger Ebert, may he rest in ... Read More »

The Purge: Anarchy (2014)

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: for every bad ass take down Leo (Grillo) performs Take a Drink: every time someone purges Do a Shot: every time one of the followers ... Read More »

Muppets From Space (1999)

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: for every old funk song used in place of a musical number Take a Drink: for shitty 90s CGI Drink a Shot: for any B or Z-grade cameo ... Read More »

Funny Games (1997)

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: for foreshadowing Take a Drink: each time the violence escalates Take a Drink: for any mention of games Take a Drink: for fourth wall abuse Take a Drink: every time ... Read More »

Muppet Treasure Island (1996)

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: during each musical sequence Take a Drink: for any scene that makes you nostalgic for when G-Rated films still could be a bit edgy Drink a ... Read More »

Mood Indigo (2014)

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: every time you start to suspect that smiley bastard at Burger King slipped some LSD into your Whopper Take a Drink: whenever the food moves Take a ... Read More »

The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) Rebuttal

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: during each musical sequence Take a Drink: for each utterance of “Humbug” Drink a Shot: for each of the Christmas Ghosts Write Down: your favorite bit part ... Read More »