Tuesday, September 16, 2014


Movie Reviews

Wetlands (2014)


Drinking Game Take a Drink: for childhood flashbacks Take a Drink: for sex Take a Drink: for anything that makes you cringe Take a Drink: for religion Take a Drink: whenever the anus is explicitly ... Read More »

The Drop (2014)


Drinking Game Take a Drink: for each Gandolfini one-liner Take a Drink: anytime a character uses an inconsistent Brooklyn accent Do a Shot: when shit hits the fan Do a Shot: for each red herring Take ... Read More »

Atlas Shrugged: Part III: Who is John Galt? (2014)


Drinking Game Take a Drink: any time John Galt’s name is referenced Take a Drink: any time stock footage is used Drink a Shot: whenever Liberals are depicted doing criminally stupid things (We get ... Read More »

No Good Deed (2014)


Drinking Game Do a Shot: every time Collin reminds you he has a gun. Drink a Beer: every time echoy malignant narcissist mode happens. Do a Shot: for every head shot! Community Review ... Read More »

Dolphin Tale 2 (2014)


Drinking Game Take a Drink: each time an animal does something “cute” Take a Drink: during each schmaltzy scene Take a Drink: for each predictable moment Do a Shot: for the great Morgan Freeman, whose ... Read More »

Swearnet: The Movie (2014)


Drinking Game Take a Drink: for every F-bomb… haha, no, please, please don’t do that Take a Drink: every time somebody bugs the guys about Trailer Park Boys Take a Drink: for… accents? ... Read More »

Leviathan (2013)


Drinking Game Take a Drink: for every human face Take a Drink: every time something gets cut up Take a Drink: for seagulls Do a Shot: sweet tat, bro! Do a Shot: when a fisherman ... Read More »

Trailer Park Boys: Don’t Legalize it (2014)

Drinking Game Take a Drink: whenever you see weed Take a Drink: “sorry” Take a Drink: whenever Ricky mangles vocabulary Take a Drink: whenever a character does (Take Two: when Julian actually sips from ... Read More »

The Longest Week (2014)


Drinking Game Take a Drink: during each ode to other directors Take a Drink: anytime a character smokes Take a Drink: anytime a character takes one Do a Shot: for each subversive moment Community ... Read More »

The Pirates (2014)


Drinking Game Take a Drink: whenever Yoo Hae-jin (the seasick pirate) shows up Take a Drink: for the whale Take a Drink: every time someone comically exaggerates an expression Take a Drink: whenever the ... Read More »