Sunday, February 1, 2015


Movie Reviews

Stations of the Cross (2014)


Drinking Game Take a Drink: every time Maria is lectured to by an elder. Take a Drink: every time Maria regrets a perfectly normal childhood instinct. Take a Drink: every time ... Read More »

Force Majeure (2014)


Drinking Game Take a Drink: for every shot of the family in harmony Do a Shot: when that bed gets shat Take a Drink: whenever somebody brings up what happened Take a Drink: whenever the Relationships ... Read More »

The Boy Next Door (2015)


Drinking Game Take a Drink: if you’d rather be playing an Epi-pen injecting game right about now. Take a Drink: when someone says “cookie”, “cookies”, or a cookie is on screen ... Read More »

Song One (2015)


Drinking Game Take a Drink: anytime a indie song plays Take a Drink: during each conversation on a rough top Take a Drink: anytime Franny records a sound Take a Drink: anytime the characters ... Read More »

A Hard Day (2014)

A Hard Day main review

Drinking Game Take a Drink: every time poor Go’s day gets… harder Take a Drink: for every clue we get that he’s perhaps not the cleanest cop Take a Drink: for the damn dog ... Read More »

Heathcliff: The Movie (1986)


Drinking Game Take a Drink: before you realize you’ve been duped. Down a Bottle: after you realize you’ve been duped. Take a Drink: when you feel like you’re watching a TV show Do a ... Read More »

The Prince of Egypt (1998)


Drinking Game Take a Drink: for each musical number Take a Drink: for brotherly competition Take a Drink: whenever Moses is an irresponsible ass Take a Drink: for each miracle or plague Take a Drink: whenever the ... Read More »

Mortdecai (2015)


Drinking Game Take a Drink: every time the mustache is mentioned. Do a Shot: every time something bad happens to Jock. Take a Drink: whenever someone says “Goya.” Do a ... Read More »

Son of a Gun (2015)


Drinking Game: Take a Drink: each time a character snaps Do a Shot: for each double cross Take a Drink: during each use of “Enter One” by Sol Seppy Take a Drink: for each heist ... Read More »

Strange Magic (2015)


Drinking Game Take a Drink: each time the word “love” is sung. Take a Drink: for every missed opportunity at cute comedy (a subjective option – play responsibly). Do a Shot: ... Read More »