Movie Reviews

A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge (1985) Movie Review: Your Alternative Best Nightmare


Drinking Game Take a Drink: for homoerotic over, under, anytones Take a Drink: for each nightmare, of course Take a Drink: for signs of excessive heat Take a Drink: for authoritarian male orders Do a Shot: Bye Bye Birdy ...

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The World is Not Enough (1999) Movie Review: The Movie Isn’t Quite Enough…


Drinking Game Take a Drink: for Gadget use Take a Drink: for every reference of nuclear mumbo-jumbo by Christmas Jones Do a Shot: for puns and/or double entendres (double it for bad ones) Do ...

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Hotel Transylvania 2 (2015) Movie Review:


Drinking Game Do a Shot: for every physical pratfall. Take a Fireball: when Andy Samberg almost sabotages the film; you’ll need it. Shotgun a Beer: for the epic action-packed ending Down ...

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Cop Car (2015) Movie Review: “Don’t Steal a Fucking Cop Car”


Drinking Game Take a Drink: when you first see Kevin Bacon’s cheesy evil mustache. Take a Drink: when you see two 10-year-old boys somehow manage to drive a car and not crash. ...

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Deathgasm (2015) Movie Review: Death To All But Metal


Drinking Game Do a Shot: anytime a sex toy is on screen. Slam a Beer: when someone is bullied. Rip a Beer Bong: every time someone loses a head. Community ...

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Meru (2015) Main Review: Everest, but Pants-Shittingly Real


Drinking Game Take a Drink: for North Face logos Take a Drink: for discussion of death Take a Drink: for 3D photos Take a Drink: for borderline insane pronouncements Do a Shot: when you need to take a breather Community ...

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Everest (2015) Movie Review: The Highest Movie on Earth (After Anything Starring Doug Benson)


Drinking Game Take a Drink: for foreshadowing dialogue more obvious than the Cop movie cliché of “It’s my last day on the job!” Take a Drink: for every character who dooms themselves in ...

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The Green Inferno (2015) Main Review: Either You’re In On Eli Roth, Or You’re Out


Drinking Game Take a Drink: every time you find yourself wishing death upon a character. Take a Drink: every time someone dies Do a Shot: for every body part that’s ...

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The Intern (2015) Movie Review: A Nice Movie


Drinking Game Take a Drink: every time you just want to hug Robert De Niro Take a Drink: for every hipster beard Take a Drink: at every mention of “phone ...

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A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) Movie Review: The Nightmare Begins


Drinking Game Take a Drink: for each dream Take a Drink: for attempts to stave off sleep Take a Drink: for Johnny Depp… just whenever that seems weird Take a Drink: whenever somebody wakes up screaming Do a ...

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