Movie Reviews

Trumbo (2015) movie review: Why’s it Always Gotta Be About Blacklisting?


Drinking Game Take a Drink: for every cigarette that is smoked onscreen (responsibly) Take a Drink: for Communist name-calling Take a Drink: every time you want to punch Hedda Hopper in her face ...

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The Good Dinosaur (2015) Movie Review: Very Good Indeed, and PIXAR Good (No Matter What Anyone Says)


Drinking Game Take a Drink: whenever Arlo falls down. Take a Drink: for every death. Take a Drink: every time Spot howls. Take a Drink: for every new dinosaur that ...

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Disaster Movie (2008) Movie Review: A New Low (For All of Us)


Drinking Game Take a Drink: for fucking songs Take a Drink: for scatological humor Take a Drink: whenever your common sense tells you to turn the movie off Take a Drink: every time a better movie is ...

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Double Down (2005), An Almond Black Movie Review: Breenman Begins


Drinking Game Take a Drink: when a character repeats dialogue Take a Drink: whenever Archival footage is implemented SEAMLESSLY Take a Drink: for every computer hacking scene Drink a Shot: for footage of ...

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Spotlight (2015) Movie Review: Give Thanks for Good Reporting


Drinking Game Take a Drink: every time the Spotlight finds out they received stuff for this story years ago but didn’t act on it. Do a Shot: whenever a victim ...

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Secret in Their Eyes (2015) Movie Review: The Secret is to Watch with Closed Eyes

Drinking Game Take a Sip: every time Ray gets tongue tied around Claire. Take a Sip: every time a character predicts the actions of another character. Take a Sip: every time ...

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The Night Before (2015) Movie Review: Cocaine is a Hell of a Drug


Drinking Game Take a Drink: whenever Chris plugs Red Bull. Take a Drink: every time Ethan pouts. Do a Shot: for each dick pic. Take a Drink: every time Mr. Green shows up. Do a Shot: every ...

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The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2 (2015) Movie Review: The Girl On Fire Ignites In Final Blaze Of Glory


Drinking Game Take a Drink: whenever brainwashed Peeta is a dick or flips out. Take a Drink: for every speech and/or mandatory capitol update. Take a Sip: any time you ...

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Applesauce (2015) Movie Review: What’s the Worst Thing You’ve Ever Done?


Drinking Game Take a Drink: whenever someone either asks or tells about the worst thing they’ve ever done Take a Drink: for New Yawkisms Take a Drink: for Orange is the New Black references Take ...

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Frame by Frame (2015) Movie Review: Life Within a Shot


Drinking Game Take a Sip: every time Farzana is disrespected, but politely keeps her cool Take a Sip: every time your view of Afghanistan is changed or widened in some ...

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