Friday, December 19, 2014


Movie Reviews

Playtime (1967)


Drinking Game Take a Drink: whenever Mr. Hulot (or you) get disoriented Take a Drink: for those damn square chairs Take a Drink: Fuckin’ Americans… Take a Drink: for eccentric inventions Take a Drink: ... Read More »

Out of Africa (1985)


Drinking Game Take a Drink: every time Meryl Streep is a priss Take a Drink: whenever Robert Redford does something rugged Take a Drink: for elephant tusks Take a Drink: whenever Baron Blixen is an ... Read More »

Comet (2014)


Drinking Game Do a Shot: for each jaw-dropping visual. Take a Drink: each time you don’t notice a scene transition. Take a Drink: for each neurotic conversation Take a Drink: to Justin Long being back in ... Read More »

Elaine Stritch: Shoot Me (2014)


Drinking Game Take a Drink: whenever Elaine makes you laugh out loud Take a Drink: for each musical number Take a Drink: for throaty F-bombs Take a Drink: for talk of aging or mortality ... Read More »

Top Five (2014)


Drinking Game Take a Sip: every time someone asks about the wedding Take a Sip: every time Chelsea or Andre are tempted to drink Take a Sip: for every mention of ... Read More »

Exodus: Gods and Kings (2014)


Drinking Game Take a Drink: for each animal killed Take a Drink: during each jaw-dropping setpiece Take a Drink: for each eccentric costume Take a Drink: each time Ramses yells Do a Shot: each time Moses’s ... Read More »

The Color of Time (2014)


Drinking Game: Take a Drink: for each Malick-esque shot Take a Drink: anytime a respected actor pops up Do a Shot: each time an old time song is used Take a Drink: for each stylish ... Read More »

The Tale of the Princess Kaguya (2014)


Drinking Game Take a Drink: to the wonderful films Studio Ghibli has released over the past few decades. Take a Drink: for any moment that could’ve caused Disney to pass on ... Read More »

Queen Margot (1994)


Drinking Game Take a Drink: whenever somebody treats Margot terribly Take a Drink: whenever the possibility of war is mentioned Take a Drink: for Catholic and Protestant antipathy Take a Drink: poison! Take a Drink: whenever ... Read More »

Elvira Madigan (1967)


Drinking Game Take a Drink: every time you hear Mozart Take a Drink: whenever Elvira and Sixten act like schoolchildren Take a Drink: for makeout seshes Take a Drink: for picnics Take a Drink: for money ... Read More »