Movie Reviews

Mustang (2015) Movie Review: “Traditional Values” is another term for “Backwards”


Drinking Game Take a Drink: for crackdowns Take a Drink: for rebellions (the chicken or the egg?) Take a Drink: for football Do a Shot: for marriages Do a Shot: ...

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Knock Knock (2015) Movie Review: Go Ahead and Answer


Drinking Game Take a Drink: for deliciously Keanu line readings Take a Drink: for phallic imagery Take a Drink: whenever someone says “Daddy” Take a Drink: for psychological “explanations” Do a Shot: Oh no… it’s a dog in ...

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The Duke of Burgundy (2015) Movie Review: Forsooth, I Care Not a Whit!


Drinking Game Take a Drink: every time Cynthia demeans Evelyn Take a Drink: for every sex scene Take a Drink: for imagery of Moths and Butterflies, then shoot me an email and explain ...

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Hail, Caesar! (2016) Movie Review: The Coens Craft Another Cinematic Playground


Drinking Game Take a Drink: for every callback to classic cinema. Do a Shot: for every cameo you recognize. Do a Shot: for each religious allegory. Toast Your Drink: FOR ...

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Pride And Prejudice And Zombies (2016) Movie Review: Classic Genre Mashup Delivers On Gowns And Gore


Drinking Game Take a Drink: for zombie POV. Take a Drink: for corsets and capers (every time the ladies kick ass). Take a Sip: anytime the zombies take a bite/carrion flies play ...

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Kumiko, the Treasure Hunter (2015) Movie Review: A Treasure Found


Drinking Game Take a Drink: for Little Red Riding Hood imagery Take a Drink: for Bunzo (the bunny) Take a Drink: for any viewing of Fargo, especially the opening “This is a true story” disclaimer ...

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The Choice (2016) Movie Review: Don’t Bother!

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: whenever Travis drinks a beer. Take a Drink: for every boat. Take a Drink: for every establishing shot. Take a Drink: whenever a character cries . ...

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Love (2015) Movie Review: Enfant Terrible, Indeed


Drinking Game Take a Drink: for sex Take a Drink: for drugs Take a Drink: for rock ‘n roll (well, club scenes) Take a Drink: for hilariously overwrought arguments Do a Shot: for voiceover lines that feel like My ...

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Turbo Kid (2015) Movie Review: The Future is 1997!


Drinking Game Take a Drink: every time Turbo Kid kills someone Take a Drink: whenever the word “Turbo” is used Do a Shot: for high-speed BMX action! Community Review Movie Review By: Oberst ...

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Blue Mountain State: The Rise of Thadland (2016) Movie Review: If You Liked the Show, You’ll Love the Movie


Drinking Game Do a Shot: every time drugs are mentioned. Shotgun a Beer: every time you see Sammy naked. Take a Drink: every time someone takes a drink. Do a ...

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