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Mommy (2015) Movie Review: Xavier Dolan’s Second Masterpiece. He’s 26…

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: for every quality parenting decision from Die.  Yes, that’s sarcastic. Take a Drink: for every grammatical mistake of Steve’s the poor translator had to deal with Take a ...

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Dr. No (1962) Movie Review: Ba da ba daaaaaaaa buh bah daaaaa!

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: each time someone smokes onscreen (different times) Take a Drink: for Calypso music James Bond clichés: (Good for any Bond drinking game) Take a Drink: when a ...

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Phoenix (2015) Movie Review: Nina Hoss’s Mic Drop Skills Put Eminem to Shame

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: for every mention of Palestine Take a Drink: for every time jump signified by an improvement in Nelly’s condition Take a Drink: whenever Johnny is a solid gold asshole Do a ...

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From Up on Poppy Hill (2011) Movie Review: Goro Miyazaki is a Chip Off the Old Block

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: for flags Take a Drink: for blushes Take a Drink: whenever Umi acts the Mom of the house Take a Drink: for meals Take a Drink: whenever saving the clubhouse ...

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Princess Mononoke (1997) Movie Review: Westerns Are Better With Giant, Bloodthirsty Wolves

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: every time the worms make you squirm. Take a Drink: each time a new spirit appears. Take a Drink: when violence fails to solve a ...

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Tomorrowland (2015) Movie Review: An Ambitious, Thoughtful Family Flick

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: for each mind-blowing visual. Take a Drink: during each out of the box moment. Do a Shot: for each one-liner Frank has. Take a Drink: during each surprisingly heart-warming ...

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Slow West (2015) Movie Review: The Wild West of… Rohan?

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: for the body-count Take a Drink: for questionably American accents Do a Shot: each time a character drinks Western Cliché Bingo: before watching the film, write out a ...

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Poltergeist (2015) Movie Review: Just Watch the Original

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: every time a jump scare fails. Do a Shot: every time you think the CGI is terrible. Finish Your Drink: for those damn clown dolls. Community Review ...

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About Elly (2015) Movie Review: Secrets and Lies, Iranian Style

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: for every rumor or supposition about Elly Take a Drink: for mentions of divorce Take a Drink: whenever Sepideh coughs Take a Drink: for assignments of blame Take a Drink: every time a ...

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Howl’s Moving Castle (2004) Movie Review: The One About Wizards And The Power Of Love

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: when anyone transforms into anything else. Take a Drink: when anything falls off of Howl’s Castle. Take a Drink: whenever Calcifer is in danger of ...

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