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Escape from the Planet of the Apes (1971)

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: for looks of shock or surprise Take a Drink: whenever Zira snaps on somebody Take a Drink: for “Colonel Taylor” Take a Drink: for “grape-plus” Take a Drink: for philosophical debates Do a Shot: for ... Read More »

Penguins of Madagascar (2014)

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: for every one of Dave’s celebrity name wordplays. Take a Drink: whenever anyone refers to Private as “cute.” Take a Drink: whenever a red button ... Read More »

Beneath the Planet of the Apes (1970)

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: whenever you wonder where Charlton Heston is Take a Drink: for speechifyin’ Take a Drink: for anti-militaristic sentiment Take a Drink: for ape racism Take a Drink: for… unmasking Do a Shot: when ... Read More »

Make Way for Tomorrow (1937)

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: every time a scene starts out comical, but gets emotional by the end. Take a Drink: whenever you would lose patience with either of the ... Read More »

Planet of the Apes (1968)

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: whenever Charlton Heston says something cynical Take a Drink: for each new species discovered Take a Drink: every time an ape denigrates a human or treats one like an ... Read More »

The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1 (2014)

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: anytime you catch Katniss crying. Take a Sip: whenever you hear “Katniss” or “Peeta” or “Mockingjay”. Do a Shot: for every nightmare. Take a Drink: each time there’s a ... Read More »

Young Ones (2014)

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: every time Elle Fanning is exasperated or shrieking Take a Drink: for talk of water or irrigation Take a Drink: for alcohol Take a Drink: for radio Do a Shot: whenever ... Read More »

Whiplash (2014)

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: any time J.K. Simmons stops rehearsal Take a Drink: when a drum solo draws blood (literally) Drink a Shot: any time J.K. Simmons goes positively apeshit Drink ... Read More »

The King and the Mockingbird (1980)

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: whenever the bird talks shit Take a Drink: whenever something speeds up comically Take a Drink: for shooting Take a Drink: for near-sightedness Take a Drink: for any visual, architectural, or film ... Read More »

Kundo: Age of the Rampant (2014)

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: for anything that reminds you of Tarantino or Leone Take a Drink: whenever Dolmuchi (main character) shows how hard his head is Take a Drink: for topknots Take a Drink: whenever someone ... Read More »