Movie Reviews

Southpaw (2015) Movie Review: Scores a Knockout Victory

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: every time Billy is called “champ”. Take a Drink: for each sports movie cliché that you spot. Do a Shot: for the training montage. Take a Drink: every ...

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Pixels (2015) Movie Review: Hit the Reset Button


Drinking Game Take a Drink: every time someone is turned into pixels and beamed up. Take a Drink: whenever Eddie puts on his sunglasses. Take a Drink: for every celebrity cameo. ...

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When Marnie Was There (2015) Movie Review: Final Outing from Studio Ghibli is a Worthy Sendoff


Drinking Game Do a Shot: for each Studio Ghibli trademark. Do another Shot: whenever a fantasy-heavy scene is suddenly ended by a rapid snap back into reality. Finish your Drink: ...

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Paper Towns (2015) Movie Review: Another Young Adult Novel Turned into a Mediocre Film


Drinking Game Take a Drink: each time there is a voice-over by Quentin. Take a Drink: each time you see Margo’s bushy eyebrows. Take a Drink: each time you see ...

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A Gay Girl In Damascus: The Amina Profile (2015) Movie Review: The World Got Catfished


Drinking Game Take a Drink: every time you hear someone say “A Gay Girl In Damascus” Take a Drink: every time “Amina” is threatened. Take a Shot: for the sexy time in the opening scene. ...

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The Man with the Golden Gun (1974) Movie Review: Was it Popular in the 1970s? No… No it Wasn’t


Drinking Game Take a Drink: when James Bond makes a wry remark Take a Drink: whenever a golden gun, or golden bullets are shown Do a Shot: each time Herve Villechaize says “Mr. Scaramanga” Do ...

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Star Wars: Return of the Jedi (1983) Movie Review: A Fitting Finale


Drinking Game Take a Drink: every time Luke takes it all too seriously Take a Drink: every time C3P0 annoys someone Take a Drink: whenever you see a cute Ewok ...

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Trainwreck (2015) Movie Review: Amy Schumer Shines in a Hilarious, Genuine Rom-Com


Drinking Game Take a Drink: each time Amy drinks Do a Shot: for each laugh out loud moment Take a Drink: for each guy Amy sleeps with Take a Drink: to each hilarious cameo Do a ...

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Metafora (2015) Movie Review: The Art Film You Think Of When You Hear “Art Film”


Drinking Game Take a Drink: for transitions into color Take a Drink: for monkey screeches Take a Drink: for whispers Take a Drink: for books Do a Shot: when you actually figure out what the hell is going on ...

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Ant-Man (2015) Movie Review: Tune Your Antennae Toward A Marvelously Good Time

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: for every mention of the “Pym Particle”, “Phantom Zone”, “Ant-Man”, and “Baskin Robbins always finds out”. Do a Shot: for each waffle and Pym punch. Take ...

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