Movie Reviews

Glen Campbell: I’ll Be Me (2014) Movie Review: Wow… Bummer Dude


Drinking Game Take a Drink: whenever Campbell forgets someone’s name Take a Drink: when Campbell stops a song on stage because his mind can’t catch up –When that sickening feeling of ...

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Shadow of a Doubt (1943) Movie Review: Alfred Hitchcock’s Most Underrated Masterpiece


Drinking Game Do a Shot: every time the visual motif of Uncle Charlie’s hands is emphasized. Do another Shot: for each moment of uncomfortably implied incest between the two Charlie’s. ...

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A View to a Kill (1985) Movie Review: The Roger Moore Era Limps to the Finish Line


Drinking Game Take a Drink: whenever Moore has an “I’m too old for this shit” look on his face Take a Drink: whenever you’re reminded how lame the 80s were Take a ...

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Disco Godfather (1979) Movie Review: PUT YOUR WEIGHT ON IT!


Drinking Game Take a Drink: every time Rudy Ray Moore shouts “Put your weight on it!” Drink a Shot: when a punch obviously misses its target, but the actor pretends to ...

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Queen of Earth (2015) Movie Review: Elisabeth Moss Stakes Her Claim


Drinking Game Take a Drink: for concerning character tics Take a Drink: for cutting barbs Take a Drink: for scenes with either boyfriend Take a Drink: when the creepy smiles start Take a Drink: whenever you see ...

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Thief (1981) Movie Review: Michael Mann Starts Off on the Wrong Foot


Drinking Game Take a Drink: every time Jim Belushi doesn’t turn you on. Do a Shot: for every moment of unoriginality Take a Hit er I mean Take a Swig: ...

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The Mend (2015) Movie Review: An Excellent Start


Drinking Game Take a Drink: whenever Lucas does something sketchball Take a Drink: for signs of trouble in paradise Take a Drink: for withering jabs Take a Drink: for head-scratching public domain TV programs Do a Shot: for circular ...

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Hitman: Agent 47 (2015) Movie Review: Somebody Stop 20th Century Fox


Drinking Game Do a Shot: every time 47 or Katia says “trust me.” Take a Drink: for every “evil corporation” cliche. Do a Shot: if you can spot the plot ...

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American Ultra (2015) Movie Review: Worth a Toke


Drinking Game Take a Drink (or you know, whatever else…):  whenever anyone smokes a joint. Take a Drink: every time the ring is shown. Take a Drink:  whenever it isn’t ...

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Sinister 2 (2015) Movie Review: Cue the Creepy Kids And Awful CGI


Drinking Game Take a Drink: when the little kid calls his mom a C*!@. Take a Drink: every time you see Bughuul. Do a Shot: for each jump scare. Take a Drink: for the awkward drunk ...

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