Movie Reviews

Home (2015) Movie Review: DreamWorks’ Latest Is A Literal Crime


Drinking Game Take a Drink: every time Tip hits Oh. Take a Drink: every time Oh fucks up. Do a Shot: every time Captain Smek misuses an article of Earth ... Read More »

Spring (2015) Movie Review: Love is Scary and Beautiful (and Scary)


Drinking Game Take a Drink: whenever somebody else does Take a Drink: whenever something shitty happens to Evan Take a Drink: for curious nature imagery Take a Drink: fucking tourists Do a Shot: what the fuuuuucckkkk? Take ... Read More »

The Gunman (2015) Movie Review: Penn Is Ripped But This Thinly Plotted Film Is Flabby


Drinking Game Take a Drink: when Penn is kicking some ass. Do a Body Shot: when the action stops- you need something to occupy you. Shotgun a Beer: when the ... Read More »

It Follows (2014) Movie Review: New Indie Horror Offers Much More Than A Stylized STD Metaphor.


Drinking Game Take a Drink: every time you see “it”. Do a Shot: whenever an old fashioned horror cliché interrupts the proceedings. Finish Your Drink: whenever a character has sex with ... Read More »

Get Hard (2015) Movie Review: Kevin Hart Shines And Will Ferrell Sports A Bad Perm


Drinking Game Take a Drink: each time James or Darnell says “Get hard.” Take a Drink: each time James or Darnell says “Motherf*cker.” Do a Shot: every time you see Will ... Read More »

Cheatin’ (2015) Movie Review: Always Look Closely Before Making Life Decisions


Drinking Game Take a Drink: for not too subtle phallic imagery Take a Drink: for simple misunderstandings which could be fixed by a conversation (too bad this movie has no dialogue) Drink ... Read More »

Home Alone (1990) Movie Review: Man, What a Shitty Family


Drinking Game Take a Drink: for each new family member we’ll forget in roughly 15 minutes (that should get you started off right) Take a Drink: (for 2nd or 50th timers) for ... Read More »

The Irony of Fate (1976)


Drinking Game Take a Drink: for identical Soviet architecture Take a Drink: for musical interludes Take a Drink: for every Father Frost you spot Take a Drink: whenever the relationship tides shift Take a Drink: for Russian culture ... Read More »

Virunga (2014)


Drinking Game Take a Drink: for funerals of any type Take a Drink: for poacher activity Take a Drink: for gorilla hugs Take a Drink: for oil company promises Take a Drink: for each damning secret tape ... Read More »

Last Days in Vietnam (2014) Movie Review: See, America Can Do The Right Thing… Kinda


Drinking Game Take a Drink: whenever you feel you’re only getting half the story Take a Drink: for mad dashes for freedom Take a Drink: for maps Take a Drink: for principled rule-breaking Do a Shot: for Tricky Dick ... Read More »