Category: HORROR
Jersey Shore Shark Attack (2012)
By: Henry J. Fromage (Six Pack) – We recently got a fan request for the Syfy “original” movie Jersey Shore Shark Attack, which is a title tailor-made for drinking. The question was… how much drinking? The answer: a lot. I’d write a plot synopsis, but we’ll get to the stupidities of that later. What you
So I Married An Axe Murderer (1993)
By: Jenna Zine & Larry Crane (A Toast) – Welcome to Pillow Talk, a He Said/ She Said review of films! We’re just a married couple trying to navigate sharing the Netflix queue while balancing our diverging tastes in movie genres. Sometimes we agree – and sometimes one of us loses our place in line!
The Lords of Salem (2013)
By: Oberst Von Berauscht (Five Beers) - Heidi Hawthorne (Sheri Moon Zombie) is a Rock DJ and recovering addict living in Salem, Massachusetts. One day, she notices a new tenant has moved into the vacant apartment down the hall, however her landlord denies renting the room out. Later that day at work, a vinyl record is
Billy Elliot (2000)
By: Henry J. Fromage (Five Beers) – I finally got around to watching Billy Elliot the other day. It’s one of those flicks that most people seem to like, so I gave it a shot. I was not impressed. Billy Elliot is a young miner’s son who just wants to dance… for some reason. He’s
Birdemic 2: The Resurrection (2013)
By: BabyRuth (Six Beers) - Back in 2009, a little independent film called Birdemic: Shock and Terror hit the Sundance Film Festival. Well, not exactly. It didn’t make it in to the festival itself, but that didn’t stop writer/director/sole-financier James Nguyen from driving into Park City, Utah in a van covered in fake bloody birds and
Evil Dead (2013)
By: Chris Sheridan (A Toast) - Evil Dead. Is one of the freakiest movies. I have ever seen. In my entire. Life. The remake of Sam Raimi’s classic The Evil Dead finds drug-addicted Mia (Jane Levy) attempting to kick her habit with the help of her brother David (Shiloh Fernandez), his girlfriend Natalie (Elizabeth Blackmore),
Simple Mind (2012) {Short Film Review & Drinking Game}
By: Oberst Von Berauscht (Two Beers) - Simple Mind is a short film submitted to us for review. Since it’s only 7 and a half minutes long, instead of the inevitably dry plot synopsis, I recommend you give it a watch: It takes more than just a camera, a long weekend, and a couple of
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
By: Ahmed Almatrook (A Toast) - In the world of horror my dear friends, there exists two sub-genres: the normal and the fucked up horror films. In The Texas Chainsaw Massacre‘s case though, I think we have to create a whole new sub genre, let’s call it “most bizzare, disturbing, fucked up shit you will
Monster Brawl (2011)
By: Christoper Young (Six Pack) - Every now and then we see a film that attempts to combine two things that should be awesome together. A great example would be Shaun of the Dead which excelled at making you laugh as easily as cringe. Monster Brawl is next up trying to deliver a laugh and scare
