Category: Family & Children
Labyrinth (1986)
By: The Cinephiliac (Two Beers) - I like to think of myself as a film aficionado. In fact, one of my earliest memories is being in a movie theater with my father and brother, standing in my seat while we watched
Chimpanzee (2012)
By: LivingDeadGuy (Three Beers) – From Cabin In The Woods one week to Chimpanzee the next….oh this is going to be fun. Also, I just watched Rise of the Planet of the Apes…there may be some cross over commentary from Caesar.
Mirror Mirror (2012)
By: Billy Arceneaux (Two Beers) - “Say hello to my little friend!” was cut from the movie! “Say hello to my little friend!” was cut from the movie! The above is a reference to the god-awful use of the
Dr. Seuss’ The Lorax (2012)
By: Ben Koch (Two Beers) - On the 108th birthday of Theodore Seuss Geisel an animated feature based on one of his famous children’s books premiered in theaters. This book was The Lorax and the movie was Dr. Seuss’
The Goonies (1985)
By: Jake Peroni (A Toast) - A film depicting the adventures of a tight knit group of preteen boys on the hunt for “One-Eye Willie” doesn’t only exist in a hidden file folder on Jerry Sandusky’s desktop, it’s also one of the
The Secret World of Arrietty (2012)
By: Henry J. Fromage (Three Beers) - There are only a handful of animation houses in the world with a sustained track record of success. Pixar, of course, is one, and it would be difficult to point out a
Big Miracle (2012)
By: Oberst Von Berauscht (Four Beers) – Three Whales trapped in ice near the far Northern Alaska town of Barrow made international headlines in the late 80′s. This story captured the imagination of millions of reactionary twits who don’t seem
Beauty & The Beast 3-D (1991/2012)
By: Jenna Zine (Two Beers) - Beautiful dreamer Belle sacrifices her freedom when the mysterious Beast catches her father trespassing in the woods. She offers to take over his punishment by doing time as a prisoner in the Beast’s
We Bought a Zoo (2011)
By: BabyRuth (Three Beers) - Cameron Crowe’s first non-documentary feature film in six years, We Bought A Zoo, opened in an early preview back on Thanksgiving to generate buzz for its Christmas weekend wide release. Not much came out
The Nutcracker in 3D (2010)
By: Oberst Von Berauscht (Six Pack) - The story begins much like the classic Nutcracker; a brother and sister await the arrival of their Uncle on Christmas Eve, who bears the gift of a nutcracker, and the boy wastes
