Category: Drama
Cruel Intentions (1999)
By: Jenna Zine (Four Beers) – Privileged stepsiblings deal with their ennui by dispatching each other on dares to besmirch the reputations of their fellow NYC prep school classmates. A Toast The film is actually a loose adaptation of Pierre
White Lightnin’ (2009)
By: Henry J. Fromage (Three Beers) - There are a lot of directions a feature film adaptation of the PBS documentary Dancing Outlaw and the life of Jesco White could have gone. If you’re an idiot, there’s some easy
Bonnie and Clyde (1967)
By: Oberst Von Berauscht (Three Beers) – Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow ran the country ragged in the early 1930′s, robbing banks and killing police all over the heartland. So naturally they were the perfect protagonists to sensationalize and the media
The Divide (2012)
By: Frankie B. (Two Beers) - The Divide is seemingly another generic story about a nuclear attack on the United States and how a group of survivors deals with the aftermath of the events. Xavier Gens was tasked with
Pete Smalls is Dead (2010)
By: Jorge Aniwe (Four Beers) - Pete Smalls isn’t Peter Dinklage, you stupid literalist fuck. How dare you, you big-bigger-bigot! Peter Dinklage (Game of Thrones, The Station Agent) instead plays KC, a former screenwriter and current dry cleaner. Dinklage
The Great Train Robbery (1978)
By: Oberst Von Berauscht (Three Beers) - The Great Train Robbery tells the story of Sean Connery and Donald Sutherland’s bold plan to find and punch England in the dick. The venue for said penis mashing in this case being
Pariah (2011)
By: Henry J. Fromage (Three Beers) - One of the enduring pleasures of watching movies is being transported to a world that is completely foreign to your own. Nothing quite creates empathy like seeing the world through somebody else’s
Shame (2011)
By: Henry J. Fromage (Two Beers) - There’s more dick in Shame than a 1940’s dime novel. More sausage than a Munich wienerwerks. More cock than a Mexican gambler’s back yard. What I’m trying to say here is, it’
Quills (2000)
By: Oberst Von Berauscht (A Toast) - Quills is like an Emily Bronte-style period piece; with lavish costumes, classically trained actors, and palatial sets. With the added bonus of rape, murder, and random buggery. The story takes place in post-revolution
Miss Bala (2011)
By: Henry J. Fromage (Three Beers) - When I ran across some news last week that actor extraordinaire Michael Fassbender had signed up on a project with Mexican Director Gerardo Naranjo, it reminded me that I never had gotten
