Category: Comedy
Cruel Intentions (1999)
By: Jenna Zine (Four Beers) – Privileged stepsiblings deal with their ennui by dispatching each other on dares to besmirch the reputations of their fellow NYC prep school classmates. A Toast The film is actually a loose adaptation of Pierre
Rancho Deluxe (1975)
By: Oberst Von Berauscht (Three Beers) – Rancho Deluxe is the story of a rustling scheme cooked up by two down-on-their-luck cattleman, Jack McKee and Cecil Colson (played by The Dude and a younger, pot-smoking Jack McCoy respectively). Starting off small by
Dark Shadows (2012)
By: The Cinephiliac (Four Beers) - If you were born after the baby boomer generation then you may not be familiar with the legacy of Dark Shadows. In 1966 Dan Curtis’ gothic soap opera, Dark Shadows, premiered on ABC. It was
Pete Smalls is Dead (2010)
By: Jorge Aniwe (Four Beers) - Pete Smalls isn’t Peter Dinklage, you stupid literalist fuck. How dare you, you big-bigger-bigot! Peter Dinklage (Game of Thrones, The Station Agent) instead plays KC, a former screenwriter and current dry cleaner. Dinklage
They Live (1988)
By: Jenna Zine (A Toast) - Hapless drifter John Nada (Roddy Piper) is caught up in a conspiracy theory of epic proportions when he gets a hold of some sunglasses that allow him to see society clearly, including the mind-controlling
The Great Train Robbery (1978)
By: Oberst Von Berauscht (Three Beers) - The Great Train Robbery tells the story of Sean Connery and Donald Sutherland’s bold plan to find and punch England in the dick. The venue for said penis mashing in this case being
The Pirates! Band of Misfits (2012)
By: Oberst Von Berauscht (Two Beers) - Arrrr you ready for t’other Pirate movie? Shiver me timbers, an’ shore up the main sails. Avast ye scurvy blaggards, I’m talkin’ bout a film that really splices the mainbrace, fills your
The Five-Year Engagement (2012)
By: Jenna Zine (Three Beers) - Loving couple Tom (Jason Segel) and Violet (Emily Blunt) decide to postpone their wedding, in hopes that the timing will improve, after Violet’s job forces them to temporarily relocate from San Francisco to Ann
Think Like a Man (2012)
By: BabyRuth (Three Beers) - Think Like a Man is the latest ensemble romantic comedy based on a self-help book. You may recall He’s Just Not That Into You (the movie itself, not any actual scenes from it since it was
I Ran Against Us (2009)
By: Billy Arceneaux (Three Beers) - Almost four years into the Presidency of Barack Obama, it’s kinda hard for me to remember what things were like under George W. Bush. Sure, I remember the wars, the fear, the abuse, the scandals
