Category: Adventure
Fire and Ice (1983)
By: Oberst Von Berauscht (Four Beers) – In the year 1983 Heavy Metal and Conan the Barbarian made love, and from their womb was born Fire and Ice, proving that the combination of two incredibly awesome things becomes something that is kinda awesome,
The Avengers (2012)
By: Bill Arceneaux (A Toast) I used to collect comic books. Yes, I admit it. I got swept up in the fantasy of characters with unique abilities beyond those of normal people, fighting over exaggerated villains in an effort to save
They Live (1988)
By: Jenna Zine (A Toast) - Hapless drifter John Nada (Roddy Piper) is caught up in a conspiracy theory of epic proportions when he gets a hold of some sunglasses that allow him to see society clearly, including the mind-controlling
The Great Train Robbery (1978)
By: Oberst Von Berauscht (Three Beers) - The Great Train Robbery tells the story of Sean Connery and Donald Sutherland’s bold plan to find and punch England in the dick. The venue for said penis mashing in this case being
The Pirates! Band of Misfits (2012)
By: Oberst Von Berauscht (Two Beers) - Arrrr you ready for t’other Pirate movie? Shiver me timbers, an’ shore up the main sails. Avast ye scurvy blaggards, I’m talkin’ bout a film that really splices the mainbrace, fills your
Labyrinth (1986)
By: The Cinephiliac (Two Beers) - I like to think of myself as a film aficionado. In fact, one of my earliest memories is being in a movie theater with my father and brother, standing in my seat while we watched
Titanic (1997, 2012 3D)
By: SG2 (A Toast) - The movie Titanic will always have a special place in my heart. In 1997 I was a sophomore in high school. One day at my local mall I ran into an acquaintance who asked
Mirror Mirror (2012)
By: Billy Arceneaux (Two Beers) - “Say hello to my little friend!” was cut from the movie! “Say hello to my little friend!” was cut from the movie! The above is a reference to the god-awful use of the
Wrath of the Titans (2012)
By: Chris Sheridan (Three Beers) – Clashing with Titans can take a lot out of a demigod. After doing so in 2010’s aptly named Clash of the Titans, Perseus (Sam Worthington) has retired to live as a simple fisherman, raising his son
Grimm’s Snow White (2012)
By: Wonko The Sane (Four Beers) - In case you hadn’t heard, there are two versions of the “Snow White” fairy tale being released in 2012, one is a comedy with wise-cracking short people and visual splendor, the other has
