Category: Action
God Bless America (2012)
By: Henry J. Fromage (Four Beers) - Hey, remember Bobcat Goldthwait? email
Fire and Ice (1983)
By: Oberst Von Berauscht (Four Beers) – In the year 1983 Heavy Metal and Conan the Barbarian made love, and from their womb was born Fire and Ice, proving that the combination of two incredibly awesome things becomes something that is kinda awesome,
Bonnie and Clyde (1967)
By: Oberst Von Berauscht (Three Beers) – Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow ran the country ragged in the early 1930′s, robbing banks and killing police all over the heartland. So naturally they were the perfect protagonists to sensationalize and the media
The Avengers (2012)
By: Bill Arceneaux (A Toast) I used to collect comic books. Yes, I admit it. I got swept up in the fantasy of characters with unique abilities beyond those of normal people, fighting over exaggerated villains in an effort to save
They Live (1988)
By: Jenna Zine (A Toast) - Hapless drifter John Nada (Roddy Piper) is caught up in a conspiracy theory of epic proportions when he gets a hold of some sunglasses that allow him to see society clearly, including the mind-controlling
Mercury Rising (1998)
By: Jake Peroni (Four Beers) - Most films depict FBI agents as cookie cutter, clean shaven men. Blind allegiance and obedient boy scouts wearing crisp black and grey suits with matching ties. (Despite Corky Romano’s efforts).
Merantau (2009)
By: Frank Cerros (Two Beers) - Do you enjoy cinematic ass-kickery? Do you like watching people perform athletic feats that you yourself could never do without ending up in traction? Do you not mind the feeling of cottonmouth that you get from
The Raven (2012)
By: The Cinephiliac (Five Beers) - In 1849, famed poet Edgar Allen Poe was found walking the streets of Baltimore in a delirious state mumbling incoherently. A few days later while in the hospital he died with the cause of death
Safe (2012)
By: Billy Arceneaux (Three Beers) - Back in January, I wrote a piece on my blog which listed a few movies that I predicted would be bad based on their trailers alone. I think it’s safe to say that I was
Lockout (2012)
By: Frankie B. (Five Beers) - After The Cabin in the Woods, this was probably the movie I was most excited about seeing in April. The trailers reminded me of the cheesy sci-fi/action movies of the mid-90s and with any luck
