Category: WEEKEND PREGAME
The Weekend Pregame: May 18th
By: Marielle - The Dictator - I’m one of those people who has a visceral reaction, an unavoidable cringing, upon viewing intensely awkward situations: like terrible singers on American Idol or health education videos trying to reach the kids via white rapping.
The Weekend Pregame: May 11th
By: Marielle - Dark Shadows - It’s quite the contrast to preview a feverishly anticipated premiere which turned out to be the most massive opening weekend of all time (and will possibly trump Avatar for all-time gross) to now turn our attention
The Weekend Pregame: May 4th
By: Marielle - Aww yeah! It’s finally here! Time to get psyched! Let the assembling begin! Wait, no. Time for some good old fashioned avenging! Err. Avengeance is a dish best served with fists! … ScarJo’s tits? Just cut to the trailer…
The Weekend Pregame: April 27th
By: Marielle - Time to get bogged down by some more cases of the seen-its! The Five-Year Engagement - It’s getting unbelievable how often trailers give you the entire plot. Sure, a movie about a long engagement and unbearable, meddling parents and
The Weekend Pregame: April 20th
By: Marielle - Chimpanzee - I don’t have much to say about this except that it looks pretty gosh darn cute. That and it makes the “apes” in Rise of the Planet of the Apes look like furry pieces of crap. You
The Weekend Pregame: April 6th
By: Marielle - Hey guys, remember the 90s?! YEAH! TOTALLY AWESOME! American Reunion - The gang’s back together after being together for three movies and wisely disappearing for four direct-to-dvd American Pie series mutations, supposedly to avoid being creeped on by Jim’s
The Weekend Pregame: March 30th
By: Marielle - Mirror Mirror - The story so nice (and free cause it’s in the public domain) they made it twice! …This year. Amongst a catalogue of, like, forty other ones. Mirror Mirror is the first of two Snow White movies
The Weekend Pregame: March 23rd
By: Marielle - The Hunger Games - What’s this? A movie I am excited to see? If you haven’t heard of The Hunger Games, you’ve probably been living in the portion of the Earth that didn’t just explode from my surprise.
The Weekend Pregame: March 16th
By: Marielle - 21 Jump Street - The only wide release for this weekend is 21 Jump Street and thank god because I’m jonesing for another dose of C-Tates. No, wait, scratch that. I’ve never seen a movie with him in it.
The Weekend Pregame: March 9th
By: Marielle – John Carter - I have to first say that ‘John Carter’ is the kind of name that a nine year old chooses for the main character of his story about a secret detective who solves crimes about
