Category: OUTSIDE OF THE ASYLUM!
Air Collision (2012)
By: Wonko The Sane (Six Beers) - The TSA installs a new air-traffic control system that automates all aspects of air travel, from flight patterns to the jets themselves. In spite of criticism from experts this system is implemented
Grimm’s Snow White (2012)
By: Wonko The Sane (Four Beers) - In case you hadn’t heard, there are two versions of the “Snow White” fairy tale being released in 2012, one is a comedy with wise-cracking short people and visual splendor, the other has
Celebrity Sex Tape (2012) Drinking Game
Take a Drink: with every random jump-cut that substitutes for comic timing Take a Drink: when a character starts speaking Elvish Drink a Shot: … you know, just drink a shot… often. Read the full Celebrity Sex Tape (2012) Review
2-Headed Shark Attack (2012)
By: Wonko The Sane (Six Beers) – Laughing in the face of all that is good and decent in the world, The Asylum has done it again. 2-Headed Shark Attack is the latest in a long-running line of ridiculous and
Amityville Haunting, The (2011)
By: Wonko The Sane (Six Beers) - Family moves into house, house is haunted, family killed. And it is all caught on video by the house’s surveillance system and camera-obsessed teen. That’s all you’re getting from me here, just watch the
Zombie Apocalypse (2011)
By: Wonko The Sane (Six Beers) - Wonko: “You really need a synopsis for this?” Editor: “Well yeah, you saw the movie after all…” Wonko: “You don’t get it” Editor: “What is there to get?” Wonko: ”Well, let me explain it this
Born Bad (2011)
By: Wonko the Sane (Four Beers) - The Duncan family have moved into a new home, and daughter Brooke is struggling to fit into the surroundings. She quarrels often with her father and stepmom, and has taken to sneaking
Dragon Crusaders (2011)
By: Wonko The Sane (Five Beers) - It is the early 1300s and the Pope has disbanded the order of the Knights Templar, forcing its members to escape into the hinterlands of Europe to find peace and freedom from persecution.
3 Musketeers (2011)
By: Wonko The Sane (Six Pack) - A nefarious plan has been hatched by U.S. officials who decide to kill the President and pin it on the North Koreans. These traitors have infiltrated all branches of government and are determined
Barely Legal (2011)
By WonkoTheSane (Five Beers) - Three friends who are about to turn eighteen years old make a pact to go “all the way” for the first time at the pool party they’re hosting. Through a series of misadventures they meet
