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Contributors Picks: The Worst Movies of 2012
By: Henry J. Fromage and Movieboozer Staff & Contributors As great a year as 2012 was for movies, there’s always going be some duds here and there. The next films, though, aspire to even ‘dud’ levels. Prepare yourself for our MovieBoozer contributors’s Bottom 10 Lists of 2012… the very worst theaters had to offer:
Top 5 Movies to prepare you for Django Unchained
By: Oberst Von Berauscht- Let’s just say for a minute that you, dear reader, are unfamiliar with director Quentin Tarantino. You have no idea what a Spaghetti Western is, you’ve never heard of Sergio Corbucci or even Sergio Leone. Let’s also assume that you are also unfamiliar with 100+ years of cinematic history, but that
Top 5 Horror Movie Themes
By: Oberst Von Berauscht- (5) The Exorcist The first four or so minutes of Mike Oldfield’s epic prog-rock masterpiece was not written specifically for The Exorcist, hence why it’s not higher on the list. This is an instantly catchy tune that sets the film’s ominous mood immediately. Filmmaker William Friedkin uses the music to such powerful
Top 5 Soundtracks better than the Movie
By: Oberst Von Berauscht Some movies are infinitely overshadowed by the awesome music made for it. These are some of my favorite examples. (5) Highlander The concept of immortal beings locked in a centuries-old struggle of Good vs. Evil is admittedly intriguing, however this film was hurt by a terrible script which veers wildly between
Top 5 Western Movie Scores
By: Oberst Von Berauscht The Western genre has by tradition been accompanied by great music; whether fully orchestrated or with more unconventional scores, the music in these films embody the spirit of Americana… The Magnificent Seven Written by: Elmer Bernstein The most copied piece of music in Western history, it effectively established a formula that was followed
Top 5 Movie Pirates (Who aren’t Jack Sparrow)
By: Oberst Von Berauscht - Today we celebrate “International Talk like a Pirate Day”. This tradition, practiced by thousands of college students and tens of middle-aged parrot heads (the few who could find a babysitter on a Wednesday night), has been celebrated for the last 17 years. And we at Movieboozer decided to present a
Top 5 Anticipated Movies (That will Suck)
By: Oberst Von Berauscht - I often wish that I had the standards of the sort of people who are satisfied by Michael Bay’s semi-annual clusterfucks. This is, sadly not an American problem, or a problem with Western Civilization. This is an issue which permeates all facits of human culture. (Battleship has somehow managed to
Top 10 Movie Drinking Games (August 2012)
#10 – Hit and Run (2012) - Rated a 4 Beers: I really wanted to like this one, but it was a jumbled mess. I’m guessing its time in theaters is going to be a lot like an actual hit and run. Read the full review!Take a Drink: whenever Randy does something incredibly klutzy that could result in someone’s
Chicken Soup for the Movie Watcher’s Soul (Top 5 Comforting Movies)
By: Oberst Von Berauscht Like most manly men, I’m usually too busy chewing bubblegum and kicking ass to take any time and worry about my problems. Point of fact; this week alone I’ve sucker-punched a charging bull, eaten an endangered species into extinction, and slept with an innumerable amount of farmer’s daughters. But even the machoest




