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The Felix-Ripjaw Debate: Jack Huston Caught Red-Blue-And-Gold-Handed Having Sexy Adventure Time With Supergirl!!

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I don’t need to walk a mile in someone else’s shoes, I can do that comfortably from the couch at home with the added bonus of booze. But I digress. ... Read More »

The Felix-Ripjaw Debate: Indiana Bones 50 Shades At Will Smith’s Epic Hand Job Jamboree!!

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At some point it would be great if we could evolve thumbs that would quit typing once our B.A.C hit triple digits… But then this column would never get written. ... Read More »

The Felix-Ripjaw Debate: Gina Shows ‘Gina To Emma Twatson And Michael F(ass)bender At Deadpool’s BJ Bonanza!!

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I’ll play in any dodgeball tournament but instead of balls they’re nachos and you put them in my face. Basically just give me nachos. But I digress. Welcome back to ... Read More »

The Felix Felicis Guide To The .Gif Review: 5 Things About 50 Shades That’ll Make You Go WTF?!

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As my liver goes on strike and I sober up from the drunken stupor necessary to purchase a ticket to, and think about long enough to review, 50 Shades Of ... Read More »

The Felix Felicis Guide To The .Gif Review: 5 Movies That’ll Make You Go WTF?!

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By: Felix Felicis - Four score and seven boners ago, I started writing for MovieBoozer and now they pretty much let me do whatever I want (you’re welcome for Margarita Monday, guys). ... Read More »

The Best Movies of 2014

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By: Henry J. Fromage and Movieboozer Staff & Contributors Well, here we are, finally looking back on the bountiful cornucopia that was film in 2014.  Comment with your own favorites ... Read More »

The Felix Felicis Guide To The .Gif Review: 5 SuperBowl Moments That’ll Make You Go WTF?!

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SuperBowl XLIX (or SuperBowl 49 for those of you who can’t read a dead language) had over 114 million people tune in this past Sunday, and with a turnout like ... Read More »

The Worst Movies of 2014

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By: Henry J. Fromage and Movieboozer Staff & Contributors 2014 boasted plenty of amazing cinema… and just as many or more affronts to the very idea of film.  Strap in ... Read More »

Santa Claus on the Silver Screen

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By: Peter Struzziero - We will have to keep this one a bit focused or else I’ll just go OFF. Santa and I go way back, and I could write thirty ... Read More »

Long Live the Animated Christmas Special!

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By: Elizabeth Eckhart - While the era of the telethon has come and gone, and the made-for-TV movie is dying a slow and painful death (unless you count HBO and ... Read More »