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The Felix-Ripjaw Debate: Lord And Miller Kill Dreams In A Flash As Keanu Reeves Kills Off Career Amidst Guardians 2 Casting Rumors!!

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Everyone I know is running around having kids and I’m all over here like “my dog threw up on the rug again, what are taxes?”. Seriously, you can’t convince me ...

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The Felix-Ripjaw Debate: Kate Beckinsale Lobs Grenade Under Eddie Redmayne’s World To Blow Up His Chances Of Landing Newt Scamander In Upcoming J.K. Rowling Flick As Crimson Peak Trailer Terrifies Worldwide!!

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My blood is basically 76% Red Bull and 24% regret at this point, but less about my late twenties and more about celebrity nips slips I always say. Welcome back ...

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The Felix-Ripjaw Debate: Joss Whedon Uses The Force To Make London Fall Down And Crush Marlon Wayans Before He Can Make A Sucktastic 50 Shades Spoof!!

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I do this fun thing at parties where I make witch fingers with Bugles and cry when anyone tries to leave a conversation with me. Adulting is hard. But I ...

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The Felix-Ripjaw Debate: Stephen Amell Caught Stroking John’s Wick At Channing Tatum’s Royal Rubdown!!

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My milkshake may bring all the boys to the yard but several hidden bear traps definitely keep them there. Dating is hard. But I digress. Welcome back to the eighty-fifth ...

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Top Five Casino Movies

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Everybody loves a good casino movie. Whether you’re an expert with your cards or can barely play Snap, there’s something about a film set in a casino which captures our ...

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The Felix-Ripjaw Debate: Hugh Jackman Caught Giving Spider-Man Barely Lethal Blowies!!

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You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it listen to country music, just like you can take me to a vegan restaurant but you can’t make ...

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The Felix-Ripjaw Debate: Zach Snyder Bangs Bill Pullman At Wonder Woman’s Weekend Wankfest!!

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This week we ponder the eternal philosophical question: if a white girl takes a selfie alone in the woods with no cell reception, did it even really happen? The answer ...

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The Felix-Ripjaw Debate: James Wan Caught Devilishly Banging Rebel Wilson In Pitch Perfect Lay!!

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Tequila has kidnapped at least 65% of my pants and 100% of my dignity. But I digress. Welcome back to the eighty-second Felix-Ripjaw Debate where the snark gets snarkier, the ...

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The Felix-Ripjaw Debate: Vin Diesel Gets Furious And Departs After Playing With Doh!!

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Everyone I know is getting engaged and I’m over here like “can I get a pizza topped with taco doughnuts?” Priorities, people. But I digress. Welcome back to the eighty-first ...

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The Felix Felicis Guide To The .Gif Review: 5 Things About ‘It Follows’ That’ll Make You Go WTF?!

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The world of Indie horror films is like a potluck where you don’t know who’s bringing what to the party. Sure, somebody might show up with a seven-layer-dip so good ...

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