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The Felix-Ripjaw Debate: Fantastic Four Autopsy Reveals Shit We Already Knew While Zorro/Frankenstein Reboots Shape Up To Suck!!


Leaving me a voicemail is about as time-effective as mailing me a hard copy of what you wanted to talk to me about. But less about my Twitter machine that ...

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An Interview: Jorge Michel Grau Parachutes In From A Big Sky To Talk Movies With Us!!


By: Felix Felicis – Welcome to the first ever Felix Felicis email interview! After MovieBoozer snagged the indie flick, Big Sky, for screening and review, the opportunity to talk with director Jorge ...

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The Felix Felicis Guide To The .Gif Review: The Top Five Television Shows That’ll Make You Go WTF?!


By: Felix Felicis – Last week I had zero free time in-between a stomach bug from hell, writing up the fecal fuckwittery that was the new Fantastic Four flop, and interviewing kickass ...

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Five Funniest Movie Drunk Scenes


The movie screen was never too coy of showing crazy parties, a bit of skin, and lots of alcohol. We all know that with a pint or two things always ...

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The Felix-Ripjaw Debate: Ronda Rousey Spars For Ms. Marvel While Jem And The Holograms Assassinate The Last Of Our Sanity With 100 Bullets!!


If there’s such a thing as Intelligent Design, can someone explain to me the Kardashians? No? Then I’ll just be over here worshiping carbs with The Flying Spaghetti Monster then. ...

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Robin Williams Remembered: A Life In Celebration


By: Felix Felicis – A year ago today the world lost a singular talent and an unforgettable man, Robin Williams, in death by suicide at age 63. There wasn’t, still isn’t, ...

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Quentin Tarantino Films Ranked

USA : Film "Grindhouse Death Proof"

Quentin Tarantino’s films have had such an impact on pop culture it’s ridiculous. Even if you don’t know who he is or you have somehow managed to not see any ...

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The Felix-Ripjaw Debate: Zoolander 2 And The Intern Drop Teaser Trailers On Dungeons & Dragons News Hopefully Killing It Fingers Crossed!!


Hangovers were invented to remind us that we should never stop drinking because sobriety is for quitters and vegans. But less about my OkCupid dating profile and more about celebrity ...

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The Felix-Ripjaw Debate: The Terminator Genisys Franchise Flatlines Just Like Our Hearts As Channing Tatum Breaks Them In A Daredevil’s Gambit!!


Yesterday I stared at a fly on my wall for an hour and, I gotta say, it’s the best date I’ve ever been on… I’m counting the time I hit ...

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The Felix Felicis Guide To The .Gif Review: 5 Songs With Lyrics That’ll Make You Go WTF?!


Ever catch yourself humming along to a weirdly addictive tune and then you actually pay attention to what you’re listening to? And then you light that CD on fire and burn ...

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