Everyone I know is running around having kids and I’m all over here like “my dog threw up on the rug again, what are taxes?”. Seriously, you can’t convince me ...Read More »
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The Felix-Ripjaw Debate: Kate Beckinsale Lobs Grenade Under Eddie Redmayne’s World To Blow Up His Chances Of Landing Newt Scamander In Upcoming J.K. Rowling Flick As Crimson Peak Trailer Terrifies Worldwide!!
My blood is basically 76% Red Bull and 24% regret at this point, but less about my late twenties and more about celebrity nips slips I always say. Welcome back ...Read More »
The Felix-Ripjaw Debate: Joss Whedon Uses The Force To Make London Fall Down And Crush Marlon Wayans Before He Can Make A Sucktastic 50 Shades Spoof!!
I do this fun thing at parties where I make witch fingers with Bugles and cry when anyone tries to leave a conversation with me. Adulting is hard. But I ...Read More »
The Felix-Ripjaw Debate: Stephen Amell Caught Stroking John’s Wick At Channing Tatum’s Royal Rubdown!!
My milkshake may bring all the boys to the yard but several hidden bear traps definitely keep them there. Dating is hard. But I digress. Welcome back to the eighty-fifth ...Read More »
Everybody loves a good casino movie. Whether you’re an expert with your cards or can barely play Snap, there’s something about a film set in a casino which captures our ...Read More »
You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it listen to country music, just like you can take me to a vegan restaurant but you can’t make ...Read More »
This week we ponder the eternal philosophical question: if a white girl takes a selfie alone in the woods with no cell reception, did it even really happen? The answer ...Read More »
Tequila has kidnapped at least 65% of my pants and 100% of my dignity. But I digress. Welcome back to the eighty-second Felix-Ripjaw Debate where the snark gets snarkier, the ...Read More »
Everyone I know is getting engaged and I’m over here like “can I get a pizza topped with taco doughnuts?” Priorities, people. But I digress. Welcome back to the eighty-first ...Read More »
The world of Indie horror films is like a potluck where you don’t know who’s bringing what to the party. Sure, somebody might show up with a seven-layer-dip so good ...Read More »