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The Felix-Ripjaw Debate: The Terminator Genisys Franchise Flatlines Just Like Our Hearts As Channing Tatum Breaks Them In A Daredevil’s Gambit!!

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Yesterday I stared at a fly on my wall for an hour and, I gotta say, it’s the best date I’ve ever been on… I’m counting the time I hit ...

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The Felix Felicis Guide To The .Gif Review: 5 Songs With Lyrics That’ll Make You Go WTF?!

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Ever catch yourself humming along to a weirdly addictive tune and then you actually pay attention to what you’re listening to? And then you light that CD on fire and burn ...

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Top 10 Opening Scenes in Film: 10 – 1

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By: Movie Snurb – Welcome back!  Now let’s find out what the top ten scenes in film are. So, without further ado, here we go. Citizen Kane What a better way ...

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The Felix-Ripjaw Debate: ‘It’ Remake Swaps Directors As The Pacific Rim Sequel And Suicide Squad Talk Heat Up The Ozone!!

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“Every nipple is special, much like a snowflake” may or may not have come out of my mouth today… But are we really surprised? Though less about my Periscopes and ...

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Top 10 Opening Scenes in Film: 20 – 11

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By: Movie Snurb – Opening scenes of a film can be the most important scenes. Sometimes they’re meant to grab your attention, sometimes they are there to lay out the plot ...

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The Felix-Ripjaw Debate: Fear The Walking Dead Drops Trailer On Blade Rumors While Ben Affleck Does Something Directory!!

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If you’ve never played “where the fuck did that bruise come from?” you clearly haven’t hit your late twenties yet. But less about Fight Club and more about nip slips ...

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The Felix Felicis Guide To The .Gif Review: The Top 5 80’s Movies You’ve Never Heard Of!!

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The 80’s were awesome. I was made in the 80’s and if that wasn’t enough, the decade gave us slap bracelets, bedazzling and some of the best movies ever made. ...

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The Felix-Ripjaw Debate: Staten Island Summer Drops Trailer While Lara Croft And Deadpool Come Back To Life!!

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Hugs are just tiny, socially acceptable prisons and Crocs are not a victimless crime. But less about my weird neighbor’s Fourth of July party and more about nip slips, I ...

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The Felix Felicis Guide To The .Gif Review: The Top 5 Movies To Watch On Independence Day!!

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By: Felix Felicis – Happy Birthday America! From groundbreaking Supreme Court rulings to the latest from the Kardashian clan, this year has been a non-stop rollercoaster ride headed full speed ...

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The Felix-Ripjaw Debate: Heroes Reborn Trailer Drops Furious 8 Villain On Tyrese To (Hopefully) Crush His Green Lantern Dreams!!

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Hey America, marriage equality is a good look on you. Unlike the time I forgot to wear pants in my local Walmart. But I digress. Welcome back to the ninety-third ...

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