Monday, July 28, 2014


Trailer Reviews

Trailer Reviews: And So It Goes, Hercules, & Lucy


By: Hawk Ripjaw - And So It Goes Indeed it does. It goes and so. And how! According to IMDB, this movie is about “A self-centered realtor enlists the help of his ... Read More »

Trailer Reviews: The Purge: Anarchy, Sex Tape, Planes: Fire and Rescue


By: Henry J. Fromage -   The Purge: Anarchy I have a confession to make… I kinda liked The Purge more than I was supposed to(?)  It was a nasty little ... Read More »

Trailer Review: Dawn of the Planet of the Apes


By: Hawk Ripjaw - Dawn of the Planet of the Apes What do King Kong, Commissioner Gordon, and the bad guy from White House Down have in common? Why, they’re all coming ... Read More »

Trailer Reviews: Deliver Us From Evil, Earth to Echo & Tammy


By: Hawk Ripjaw - Deliver Us From Evil Yes, my friends, here we are gathered once again to collectively clench our buttholes at the next horror film at the Cineplex. Our sphincters ... Read More »

Trailer Reviews: Jersey Boys & Think Like a Man Too


By: Hawk Ripjaw - Jersey Boys ­I’ll just come right out and say it: the tagline “Every Legend Has a Beginning” is fucking stupid. I HATE it. It’s one of the ... Read More »

Trailer Reviews: 22 Jump Street & How to Train Your Dragon 2


By: Hawk Ripjaw - 22 Jump Street Phil Lord and Chris Miller exist in some crazy Bizarro world parallel universe contained inside a bubble that crosses over into our universe. Three for ... Read More »

Trailer Reviews: Edge of Tomorrow & The Fault in our Stars


By: Hawk Ripjaw - Edge of Tomorrow The Edge of Tomorrow. So many possibilities. The Edge…Tomorrow…. Sink into tomorrow….edge the asshole of time itself as dawn reaches across the horizon. SLAM A ... Read More »

Trailer Reviews: Maleficent & A Million Ways to Die in the West


By: Hawk Ripjaw - Friends, last week’s trailer reviews was released as normal, with no incident besides the traditional passive-aggressive cocktail of sympathy and backing away slowly from the computer—that is, until ... Read More »

Trailer Reviews: Blended & X-Men: Days of Future Past


By: Hawk Ripjaw - Blended Everything about this movie just screams “library.” As in, a DVD you find in the library and check out because you need some background noise when you ... Read More »

Trailer Reviews: Godzilla & Million Dollar Arm


By: Hawk Ripjaw - Godzilla Good god, Gareth Edwards hit it big. Before his Bizarro World counterpart Gareth Evans directed The Raid, Edwards made a little movie called Monsters, which a thrilling ... Read More »