Category: TRAILER REVIEWS
Trailer Reviews: June 12th
By: Chris Sheridan - Man of Steel Man of Steel (Superman 2013) – Official Trailer 4 by FanReviews Confession time: I don’t like Superman. I think he’s stupid. He shoots lasers out of his eyes, his breath is so minty fresh it freezes things, he can fly, and he can’t die… except for those two or three
Machete Kills starring . . . Carlos Estevez?
By: Rob Perez - Cheesy acting, cheesy dialogue, cheesy special effects, cheesy characters, what’s not to love about Machete Kills, the sequel to everybody’s favorite Mexican superhero film, Machete? Director Robert Rodriguez and Danny Trejo return to fight injustice for the Brown man while blowing away tons of bad guys in a plethora of blood, guts, and body
Trailer Reviews: June 7th
By: Chris Sheridan - The Internship The Internship – Trailer by Daily Movies Switzerland I thought we were done with these. Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson play two middle-aged assholes that get an internship at Google. They’re morons that are still way cooler than all of the nerds, one of which says a bunch of gay innuendo
Trailer Reviews: May 31st
By: Chris Sheridan - After Earth Trailer: After Earth by CineStars Wow, where do I begin with this one? Maybe with the director, M. Night Symalydalymingdignfing, who last gave the world the “gift” of The Crapst Shitbender, a movie so bad that it actually got people to stop complaining about Aang being a white kid and made
Trailer Reviews: May 24th
By: Chris Sheridan - Epic Damn it. They’ve wasted an awesome word on some bullshit coming-of-age animated movie. I feel a little bad saying that, seeing as how the movie is sponsored by Children’s Hospital (or something like that). And, to be fair, there are parts of this movie that look pretty epic, what with the Avatar-flavored
Trailer Reviews: May 17th
By: Chris Sheridan - Star Trek: Into Darkness Star Trek : Into Darkness – Trailer #2 (VF) by Gamers Life This sequel looks like it’s going to be pretty dark. I mean, the word is right there in the title. Darkness. Into Darkness. It’s like they’re going inside the darkness. What the fuck am I talking about?
Trailer Reviews: May 10th
By: Chris Sheridan - The Great Gatsby Trailer: The Great Gatsby by CineStars Only Baz Luhrmann could take a classic novel, throw in a ton of color and style, mix in a hip-hop soundtrack, and hope for it to work. It might look like one big music video, but somehow the story of a man who spends
Trailer Reviews: May 3rd
By: Chris Sheridan - Iron Man 3 Iron Man 3 (2013) – Movie Trailer by AZ Movies Iron Man 3 stands alone this weekend, mainly because nobody else wants to stand up to a movie that’s already made a bajillion dollars overseas. Today I learned that a bajillion dollars is actually just two hundred million, which is
Trailer Reviews: April 17th
By: Chris Sheridan - Oblivion Oblivion with Tom Cruise – Official Trailer by FanReviews The lone wide release this week is Oblivion, starring Tom Cruise and Morgan Fuckin’ Freeman in another post-apocalyptic science fiction movie. Because we don’t have any of those. At least this one seems slightly unique, with a Surprisingly Handsome Guy That Probably Runs
Trailer Reviews: April 12th
By: Chris Sheridan - 42 42 Trailer Official – Harrison Ford, Chadwick Boseman [1080 HD] by ClevverMovies 42: Jackie Robinson Kicks Racism in the Nuts: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire might be good, but given director Brian Helgeland’s apparent inability to deliver a good movie until after it’s been recut a few times, I’m not
