Thursday, August 21, 2014


Trailer Reviews

Trailer Reviews: Expendables 3, The Giver, & Let’s Be Cops


By: Hawk Ripjaw - The Expendables 3 The Expendables 3 follows in the footsteps of pretty much every major R-rated franchise in history by eventually toning things out and turning their characters ... Read More »

Trailer Reviews: The One Hundred Foot Journey, Into the Storm, Step Up All In, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles


By: Hawk Ripjaw  The Hundred-Foot Journey This is a movie about an entitled bitch who doesn’t understand the concept of fair competition being good for business. And how the hell would ... Read More »

Trailer Reviews: Get On Up & Guardians of the Galaxy


By: Hawk Ripjaw - Get On Up Let’s get one thing straight: I fucking love James Brown. I listen to “Soul Power” to get myself ready every time I masturbate. But something ... Read More »

Trailer Reviews: And So It Goes, Hercules, & Lucy


By: Hawk Ripjaw - And So It Goes Indeed it does. It goes and so. And how! According to IMDB, this movie is about “A self-centered realtor enlists the help of his ... Read More »

Trailer Reviews: The Purge: Anarchy, Sex Tape, Planes: Fire and Rescue


By: Henry J. Fromage -   The Purge: Anarchy I have a confession to make… I kinda liked The Purge more than I was supposed to(?)  It was a nasty little ... Read More »

Trailer Review: Dawn of the Planet of the Apes


By: Hawk Ripjaw - Dawn of the Planet of the Apes What do King Kong, Commissioner Gordon, and the bad guy from White House Down have in common? Why, they’re all coming ... Read More »

Trailer Reviews: Deliver Us From Evil, Earth to Echo & Tammy


By: Hawk Ripjaw - Deliver Us From Evil Yes, my friends, here we are gathered once again to collectively clench our buttholes at the next horror film at the Cineplex. Our sphincters ... Read More »

Trailer Reviews: Jersey Boys & Think Like a Man Too


By: Hawk Ripjaw - Jersey Boys ­I’ll just come right out and say it: the tagline “Every Legend Has a Beginning” is fucking stupid. I HATE it. It’s one of the ... Read More »

Trailer Reviews: 22 Jump Street & How to Train Your Dragon 2


By: Hawk Ripjaw - 22 Jump Street Phil Lord and Chris Miller exist in some crazy Bizarro world parallel universe contained inside a bubble that crosses over into our universe. Three for ... Read More »

Trailer Reviews: Edge of Tomorrow & The Fault in our Stars


By: Hawk Ripjaw - Edge of Tomorrow The Edge of Tomorrow. So many possibilities. The Edge…Tomorrow…. Sink into tomorrow….edge the asshole of time itself as dawn reaches across the horizon. SLAM A ... Read More »