Trailer Reviews

Trailer Reviews: Creed, The Good Dinosaur, & Victor Frankenstein


By: Hawk Ripjaw – Creed I know two things about Creed. I know that it’s another Rocky sequel (or something like that) and that it’s by the guy that directed Fruitvale ...

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Trailer Reviews: The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2, The Night Before, & Secret in Their Eyes


By: Hawk Ripjaw – The Hunger Games: Mockingjay-Part 2 When I was in college, I worked on a few research projects for my psychology major and was required to have “office ...

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Trailer Reviews: The 33, Love the Coopers & My All American


By: Hawk Ripjaw – The 33 Oh, look. It’s the one about the miners in Chile that nobody asked for. Beer Prediction Did I see a bad guy from a Luc ...

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Trailer Reviews: The Peanuts Movie & Spectre


By: Hawk Ripjaw – The Peanuts Movie Who doesn’t love Peanuts? The comic did a lot of the same shit all of the time, and definitely had its archetypal characters, but ...

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Trailer Reviews: Burnt, Our Brand is Crisis & Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse


By: Hawk Ripjaw – Burnt “Hey, that Chef movie was pretty good.” This is apparently all of the logic behind the development of Burnt, the new “Hi I’m Bradley Cooper and ...

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Trailer Reviews: Jem and the Holograms, The Last Witch Hunter, Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension, Rock the Kasbah, and Steve Jobs


By: Hawk Ripjaw – Jem and the Holograms I’m not sure why I didn’t make the connection until recently that this is based on an 80s cartoon. And like most things ...

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Trailer Reviews: Bridge of Spies, Crimson Peak, & Goosebumps


By: Hawk Ripjaw – Bridge of Spies Steven Spielberg makes some pretty fucking good movies. Even Munich, which is a great movie save for the infamous scene in which Eric Bana ...

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Trailer Reviews: Pan & The Walk


By: Hawk Ripjaw – Pan With every review I see of this movie, I get more depressed. I remember seeing the trailer for this MONTHS ago, and thinking that it might ...

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Trailer Reviews: The Martian & Sicario


By: Hawk Ripjaw –  The Martian I don’t think that any of us have quite forgiven Ridley Scott for Exodus: Gods and Kings. Gladiator will only grant you so much ...

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Trailer Reviews: The Green Inferno, Hotel Transylvania 2 & The Intern


By: Hawk Ripjaw –  The Green Inferno Some weird part of me wants to see The Green Inferno. “It’s controversial—and look! There is audience footage of people being grossed out ...

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