Tuesday, October 21, 2014


Trailer Reviews

Trailer Reviews: The Best of Me, The Book of Life, & Fury


By: Hawk Ripjaw – The Best of Me His name is DAWSON? Fuck. Beer Prediction The Book of Life Something is drawing me to this movie, and it’s kind of freaking me ... Read More »

Trailer Reviews: Addicted, Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day, Dracula Untold & The Judge


By: Hawk Ripjaw – Addicted Pretty sure nobody gives a fuck about this movie. Beer Prediction It also looks really bad. And “based on the novel by Zane?” Are you fucking kidding ... Read More »

Trailer Reviews: Annabelle, Gone Girl & Left Behind


By: Hawk Ripjaw – Annabelle When you think about it, this is one of the cleverest spinoff ideas in a long damn time (certainly better than The Scorpion King). That creepy-ass doll ... Read More »

Trailer Reviews: The Boxtrolls & The Equalizer


By: Hawk Ripjaw – The Boxtrolls “Phil, do you know what I hate?” “What’s that, Steve?” “BOXES.” “Steve…what’s up with boxes? They’re really useful.” “No Phil…I’m talking vaginas.” “Steve, are you stereotyping ... Read More »

Trailer Reviews: The Maze Runner, This is Where I Leave You & A Walk Among the Tombstones


By: Hawk Ripjaw – The Maze Runner I don’t know why I’m so interested in this. It just straight-up looks kind of badass. Maybe it’s because the book The Maze Runner features ... Read More »

Trailer Reviews: Dolphin Tale 2 & No Good Deed


By: Hawk Ripjaw – Dolphin Tale 2 Dolphin TALE? Are you fucking kidding me? I hate when movies do this but you don’t make a sequel about a dolphin with a prosthetic fin ... Read More »

Trailer Review: The Identical


By: Hawk Ripjaw – The Identical Both Felix and I had the same reaction when we watched the trailer for The Identical: “Fuuuuuuuuuuck that!” This is a really weird movie, though. Think ... Read More »

Trailer Reviews: As Above, So Below & The November Man


By: Hawk Ripjaw – As Above, So Below It’s the craziest thing, because I was JUST sitting here thinking how it’s been WAY too long since we’ve had a found-footage horror ... Read More »

Trailer Reviews: Sin City: A Dame to Kill For, If I Stay, & When the Game Stands Tall


By: Hawk Ripjaw - Sin City: A Dame to Kill For I don’t know about you but I’ve never killed for a dame before. I’ve also never met someone that I would ... Read More »

Trailer Reviews: Expendables 3, The Giver, & Let’s Be Cops


By: Hawk Ripjaw - The Expendables 3 The Expendables 3 follows in the footsteps of pretty much every major R-rated franchise in history by eventually toning things out and turning their characters ... Read More »