Trailer Reviews

Trailer Reviews: The Martian & Sicario


By: Hawk Ripjaw –  The Martian I don’t think that any of us have quite forgiven Ridley Scott for Exodus: Gods and Kings. Gladiator will only grant you so much ...

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Trailer Reviews: The Green Inferno, Hotel Transylvania 2 & The Intern


By: Hawk Ripjaw –  The Green Inferno Some weird part of me wants to see The Green Inferno. “It’s controversial—and look! There is audience footage of people being grossed out ...

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Trailer Reviews: Black Mass, Captive, & The Maze Runner: Scorch Trials


By: Hawk Ripjaw –  Black Mass “JOHNNY DEPP IS BACK!” people are screaming. But where else can he go but up after his last few movies? Depp’s character shtick has, ...

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Trailer Reviews: 90 Minutes in Heaven, The Perfect Guy & The Visit


By: Hawk Ripjaw –  90 Minutes in Heaven Oberst von Berauscht gets to review this one. Beer Prediction Is “movie where someone goes to heaven for a little while and writes ...

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Trailer Reviews: The Transporter Refueled & A Walk in the Woods


By: Hawk Ripjaw –  The Transporter Refueled    This reboot replaces Jason Statham and puts the editor of Taken 2/director of Brick Mansions into the director’s seat. What’s the worst that ...

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Trailer Reviews: No Escape & We Are Your Friends


By: Hawk Ripjaw –  No Escape People keep comparing this to The Impossible like it’s some amazing family action survival movie that will move you and make you feel things ...

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Trailer Reviews: American Ultra, Hitman: Agent 47 & Sinister 2


By: Hawk Ripjaw –  American Ultra This looks… actually very good. Jesse Eisenberg is at his best when he’s acting like he doesn’t give a fuck, but he’s apparently even ...

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Trailer Reviews: The Man from U.N.C.L.E. & Straight Outta Compton


By: Hawk Ripjaw –  The Man from U.N.C.L.E I think we can all look fondly back on when Guy Ritchie made some pretty cool movies. Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking ...

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Trailer Reviews: Fantastic Four, The Gift, Ricki and the Flash, & Shaun the Sheep Movie


By: Hawk Ripjaw –  FantFOURstic Let’s get one thing straight. There are a handful of superhero teams that could benefit from a dark and gritty reboot, but the Fantastic Four ...

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Trailer Reviews: Mission: Impossible: Rogue Nation & Vacation

Tom Cruise plays Ethan Hunt in Mission: Impossible Rogue Nation from Paramount Pictures

By: Hawk Ripjaw –  Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation Being a producer on the Mission Impossible series is probably trickier than it looks. Each movie you have to outdo the rest ...

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