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Trailer Reviews: Magic Mike XXL & Terminator Genisys

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By: Hawk Ripjaw –  Magic Mike XXL I haven’t seen the original Magic Mike, but when Felix described it to me as “disturbing and less fun than kale burgers served ...

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Trailer Reviews: Max & Ted 2

By: Hawk Ripjaw –  Max I had a dog named Max. He was a purebred Collie, beautiful long black coat with white running from his chin down to his chest ...

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Trailer Reviews: Dope & Inside Out

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By: Hawk Ripjaw –  Dope Wow, independent film! Filled with color, and clever one-liners, cheaply-done artistic shots, coming of age story, and just enough sexuality to get the mature hipsters ...

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Trailer Review: Jurassic World

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By: Hawk Ripjaw –  Jurassic World I’m painfully indifferent to Jurassic World. Yeah, whoopdie-doo, Chris Pratt, Parks & Rec, fucking nice. I love Pratt too. But something’s not sucking me ...

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Trailer Reviews: Entourage, Insidious Chapter 3, & Spy

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By: Hawk Ripjaw –  Entourage I’m not sure if I “get” Entourage. It’s a show about show business, right? A bunch of actors/agents/assholes talk about the business and get into ...

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Trailer Reviews: Aloha & San Andreas

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By: Hawk Ripjaw –  Aloha The devastatingly obvious manufactured sweetness about everything that has to do with this movie follows in the vein of everything Crowe has done in the ...

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Trailer Reviews: Poltergeist & Tomorrowland

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 By: Hawk Ripjaw –  Poltergeist What happens when Tobe Hooper and Steven Spielberg meet via a glory hole in a dilapidated bathroom in Queens? You get Poltergeist, a classic horror ...

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Trailer Reviews: Mad Max: Fury Road & Pitch Perfect 2

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 By: Hawk Ripjaw –  Mad Max: Fury Road Mad Max: Fury Road is going to have real cars getting smashed into each other, epic chases across the desert, and explosions ...

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Trailer Reviews: The D Train & Hot Pursuit

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By: Hawk Ripjaw –  The D Train Jack Black and James Marsden bang at the end of this movie. That would be shocking, but glancing at this trailer it takes ...

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Trailer Review: Avengers: Age of Ultron

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By: Hawk Ripjaw – Avengers: Age of Ultron All right. I’m all drugged up on Day 6 of Super Benadryl, also known in the medical community as Hydroxyzine, and I just ...

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