Sunday, September 21, 2014


Trailer Reviews

Trailer Reviews: The Maze Runner, This is Where I Leave You & A Walk Among the Tombstones


By: Hawk Ripjaw – The Maze Runner I don’t know why I’m so interested in this. It just straight-up looks kind of badass. Maybe it’s because the book The Maze Runner features ... Read More »

Trailer Reviews: Dolphin Tale 2 & No Good Deed


By: Hawk Ripjaw – Dolphin Tale 2 Dolphin TALE? Are you fucking kidding me? I hate when movies do this but you don’t make a sequel about a dolphin with a prosthetic fin ... Read More »

Trailer Review: The Identical


By: Hawk Ripjaw – The Identical Both Felix and I had the same reaction when we watched the trailer for The Identical: “Fuuuuuuuuuuck that!” This is a really weird movie, though. Think ... Read More »

Trailer Reviews: As Above, So Below & The November Man


By: Hawk Ripjaw – As Above, So Below It’s the craziest thing, because I was JUST sitting here thinking how it’s been WAY too long since we’ve had a found-footage horror ... Read More »

Trailer Reviews: Sin City: A Dame to Kill For, If I Stay, & When the Game Stands Tall


By: Hawk Ripjaw - Sin City: A Dame to Kill For I don’t know about you but I’ve never killed for a dame before. I’ve also never met someone that I would ... Read More »

Trailer Reviews: Expendables 3, The Giver, & Let’s Be Cops


By: Hawk Ripjaw - The Expendables 3 The Expendables 3 follows in the footsteps of pretty much every major R-rated franchise in history by eventually toning things out and turning their characters ... Read More »

Trailer Reviews: The One Hundred Foot Journey, Into the Storm, Step Up All In, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles


By: Hawk Ripjaw  The Hundred-Foot Journey This is a movie about an entitled bitch who doesn’t understand the concept of fair competition being good for business. And how the hell would ... Read More »

Trailer Reviews: Get On Up & Guardians of the Galaxy


By: Hawk Ripjaw - Get On Up Let’s get one thing straight: I fucking love James Brown. I listen to “Soul Power” to get myself ready every time I masturbate. But something ... Read More »

Trailer Reviews: And So It Goes, Hercules, & Lucy


By: Hawk Ripjaw - And So It Goes Indeed it does. It goes and so. And how! According to IMDB, this movie is about “A self-centered realtor enlists the help of his ... Read More »

Trailer Reviews: The Purge: Anarchy, Sex Tape, Planes: Fire and Rescue


By: Henry J. Fromage -   The Purge: Anarchy I have a confession to make… I kinda liked The Purge more than I was supposed to(?)  It was a nasty little ... Read More »