Trailer Reviews

Trailer Reviews: The Choice, Hail Caesar, & Pride & Prejudice & Zombies


By: Hawk Ripjaw – The Choice I’m almost more frightened of the Nicholas Sparks machine than I am of the Michael Bay machine. Whether it’s because Sparks fans are more dangerous ...

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Trailer Reviews: Fifty Shades of Black, The Finest Hours & Kung Fu Panda 3


By: Hawk Ripjaw – Fifty Shades of Black As it was in February 2015, so it shall be almost one year later. I’ll never forget the anguish I suffered last year ...

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Trailer Reviews: The 5th Wave, The Boy, & Dirty Grandpa


By: Hawk Ripjaw – The 5th Wave What’s, ah….what’s going on in this movie? There are like a billion things that happen. While the first 30 seconds of the trailer are ...

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Trailer Reviews: 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi, Norm of the North & Ride Along 2


By: Hawk Ripjaw – 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi Let’s face it: Michael Bay can make some flashy action movies, even when his tropes involve explosions and both hair ...

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Trailer Reviews: The Forest & The Revenant


By: Hawk Ripjaw – The Forest I like the trailer for this movie. It’s charming. And by “charming” I mean “It’s charming that you can go 30 seconds into this trailer ...

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Trailer Review: The Hateful Eight


By: Hawk Ripjaw – The Hateful Eight Damn, has this movie had quite the publicity leading up to its release. Once upon a time, Quentin Tarantino had a script that was ...

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Trailer Reviews: Concussion, Daddy’s Home, Joy, Point Break & The Big Short


By: Hawk Ripjaw– Concussion After After Earth, Will Smith needs something well-done and decidedly not-at-all Scientology-rooted to regain the status he had previously. This movie is—holy shit, an accent? He’s ...

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Trailer Reviews: Alvin and the Chipmunks: Road Chip, Sisters & Star Wars: The Force Awakens


By: Hawk Ripjaw – Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip Alvin and the Chipmunks basically boils down to a creepy single dude forcing his asshole pets to sing all the ...

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Trailer Reviews: In the Heart of the Sea & Legend


By: Hawk Ripjaw – In the Heart of the Sea So I guess this is the story behind Moby Dick, the adventure that “inspired” the novel, because all we really need ...

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Trailer Review: Krampus


By: Hawk Ripjaw – Krampus Krampus needs more exposure in the mainstream. As a piece of German folklore, Krampus is a demonic goatlike monster who, as the antithesis to Santa Claus, ...

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