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Trailer Reviews

Trailer Reviews: Poltergeist & Tomorrowland

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 By: Hawk Ripjaw –  Poltergeist What happens when Tobe Hooper and Steven Spielberg meet via a glory hole in a dilapidated bathroom in Queens? You get Poltergeist, a classic horror ...

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Trailer Reviews: Mad Max: Fury Road & Pitch Perfect 2

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 By: Hawk Ripjaw –  Mad Max: Fury Road Mad Max: Fury Road is going to have real cars getting smashed into each other, epic chases across the desert, and explosions ...

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Trailer Reviews: The D Train & Hot Pursuit

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By: Hawk Ripjaw –  The D Train Jack Black and James Marsden bang at the end of this movie. That would be shocking, but glancing at this trailer it takes ...

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Trailer Review: Avengers: Age of Ultron

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By: Hawk Ripjaw – Avengers: Age of Ultron All right. I’m all drugged up on Day 6 of Super Benadryl, also known in the medical community as Hydroxyzine, and I just ...

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Trailer Reviews: Age of Adaline, Ex Machina & Little Boy

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By: Hawk Ripjaw – The Age of Adaline Hot girl gets in a car accident and suddenly is graced with eternal youth. I laugh at the trailer because the glitter explosion ...

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Trailer Reviews: Monkey Kingdom, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2, True Story & Unfriended

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By: Hawk Ripjaw – Monkey Kingdom It’s not often that we get a movie that gives us a fascinating view into such a complex, multifaceted community. Seeing the monkeys interact, argue, ...

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Trailer Review: The Longest Ride

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By: Hawk Ripjaw – The Longest Ride I’ll never forget my experience with The Best of Me: seeing Cyclops canoodle with Harmony Faith Lane was traumatizing on one level, while watching ...

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Trailer Review: Furious 7

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By: Hawk Ripjaw – Furious 7 I’m almost a little worried about my own anticipation for Furious 7. I’m so excited for this I can barely contain myself. It’s funny, since ...

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Trailer Reviews: Home & Get Hard

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By: Hawk Ripjaw – Get Hard What would you do if you were told you were going to be sent to prison? If you answered “find the nearest black person and ...

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Trailer Reviews: Insurgent, Do You Believe? & The Gunman

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By: Hawk Ripjaw – Insurgent I didn’t see Divergent. All I know is that my sister loved it, Felix Felicis thought it was all right, and, now that Insurgent trailers are ...

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