Trailer Reviews

Trailer Reviews: No Escape & We Are Your Friends


By: Hawk Ripjaw –  No Escape People keep comparing this to The Impossible like it’s some amazing family action survival movie that will move you and make you feel things ...

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Trailer Reviews: American Ultra, Hitman: Agent 47 & Sinister 2


By: Hawk Ripjaw –  American Ultra This looks… actually very good. Jesse Eisenberg is at his best when he’s acting like he doesn’t give a fuck, but he’s apparently even ...

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Trailer Reviews: The Man from U.N.C.L.E. & Straight Outta Compton


By: Hawk Ripjaw –  The Man from U.N.C.L.E I think we can all look fondly back on when Guy Ritchie made some pretty cool movies. Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking ...

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Trailer Reviews: Fantastic Four, The Gift, Ricki and the Flash, & Shaun the Sheep Movie


By: Hawk Ripjaw –  FantFOURstic Let’s get one thing straight. There are a handful of superhero teams that could benefit from a dark and gritty reboot, but the Fantastic Four ...

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Trailer Reviews: Mission: Impossible: Rogue Nation & Vacation

Tom Cruise plays Ethan Hunt in Mission: Impossible Rogue Nation from Paramount Pictures

By: Hawk Ripjaw –  Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation Being a producer on the Mission Impossible series is probably trickier than it looks. Each movie you have to outdo the rest ...

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Trailer Reviews: Paper Towns, Pixels & Southpaw


By: Hawk Ripjaw –  Paper Towns Oh man, I dodged a bullet with this one. I kind of dug the trailer, with the mystique of the female character and the ...

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Trailer Reviews: Ant-Man & Trainwreck


By: Hawk Ripjaw –  Ant-Man For a year, most of the world was on the “fuck Peyton Reed” train after Marvel parted ways with lovable director Edgar Wright on Ant-Man. ...

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Trailer Reviews: The Gallows, Minions & Self/Less


By: Hawk Ripjaw –  The Gallows The original teaser trailer for The Gallows is a great slice of viral marketing. The actual trailer reveals the movie to be a probably-shitty ...

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Trailer Reviews: Magic Mike XXL & Terminator Genisys


By: Hawk Ripjaw –  Magic Mike XXL I haven’t seen the original Magic Mike, but when Felix described it to me as “disturbing and less fun than kale burgers served ...

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Trailer Reviews: Max & Ted 2

By: Hawk Ripjaw –  Max I had a dog named Max. He was a purebred Collie, beautiful long black coat with white running from his chin down to his chest ...

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