Trailer Reviews

Trailer Reviews: Age of Adaline, Ex Machina & Little Boy

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By: Hawk Ripjaw – The Age of Adaline Hot girl gets in a car accident and suddenly is graced with eternal youth. I laugh at the trailer because the glitter explosion ... Read More »

Trailer Reviews: Monkey Kingdom, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2, True Story & Unfriended


By: Hawk Ripjaw – Monkey Kingdom It’s not often that we get a movie that gives us a fascinating view into such a complex, multifaceted community. Seeing the monkeys interact, argue, ... Read More »

Trailer Review: The Longest Ride


By: Hawk Ripjaw – The Longest Ride I’ll never forget my experience with The Best of Me: seeing Cyclops canoodle with Harmony Faith Lane was traumatizing on one level, while watching ... Read More »

Trailer Review: Furious 7


By: Hawk Ripjaw – Furious 7 I’m almost a little worried about my own anticipation for Furious 7. I’m so excited for this I can barely contain myself. It’s funny, since ... Read More »

Trailer Reviews: Home & Get Hard


By: Hawk Ripjaw – Get Hard What would you do if you were told you were going to be sent to prison? If you answered “find the nearest black person and ... Read More »

Trailer Reviews: Insurgent, Do You Believe? & The Gunman


By: Hawk Ripjaw – Insurgent I didn’t see Divergent. All I know is that my sister loved it, Felix Felicis thought it was all right, and, now that Insurgent trailers are ... Read More »

Trailer Reviews: Cinderella & Run All Night


By: Hawk Ripjaw – Cinderella The apathy for this live action adaptation of the classic Disney cartoon is thick on the air. It’s weird, too, considering that Disney was originally all ... Read More »

Trailer Reviews: Chappie, The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel & Unfinished Business


By: Hawk Ripjaw –   Chappie Neill Blomkamp is a director with a lot of talent and visual panache. He also has a bad habit of throwing a lot of random ... Read More »

Trailer Reviews: Focus & The Lazarus Effect


By: Hawk Ripjaw – Focus A lot of my Will Smith goodwillsmith vanished when I saw After Earth, a movie so bad that even Will Smith said it was shitty. The ... Read More »

Trailer Reviews: The DUFF, Hot Tub Time Machine 2, & McFarland, USA


By: Hawk Ripjaw – The DUFF Ah, high school. I remember it fondly. The redistribution of tuition funds to the football team (which still never won a single game), the absolutely ... Read More »