Trailer Reviews

Trailer Reviews: Paper Towns, Pixels & Southpaw


By: Hawk Ripjaw –  Paper Towns Oh man, I dodged a bullet with this one. I kind of dug the trailer, with the mystique of the female character and the ...

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Trailer Reviews: Ant-Man & Trainwreck


By: Hawk Ripjaw –  Ant-Man For a year, most of the world was on the “fuck Peyton Reed” train after Marvel parted ways with lovable director Edgar Wright on Ant-Man. ...

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Trailer Reviews: The Gallows, Minions & Self/Less


By: Hawk Ripjaw –  The Gallows The original teaser trailer for The Gallows is a great slice of viral marketing. The actual trailer reveals the movie to be a probably-shitty ...

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Trailer Reviews: Magic Mike XXL & Terminator Genisys


By: Hawk Ripjaw –  Magic Mike XXL I haven’t seen the original Magic Mike, but when Felix described it to me as “disturbing and less fun than kale burgers served ...

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Trailer Reviews: Max & Ted 2

By: Hawk Ripjaw –  Max I had a dog named Max. He was a purebred Collie, beautiful long black coat with white running from his chin down to his chest ...

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Trailer Reviews: Dope & Inside Out

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By: Hawk Ripjaw –  Dope Wow, independent film! Filled with color, and clever one-liners, cheaply-done artistic shots, coming of age story, and just enough sexuality to get the mature hipsters ...

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Trailer Review: Jurassic World


By: Hawk Ripjaw –  Jurassic World I’m painfully indifferent to Jurassic World. Yeah, whoopdie-doo, Chris Pratt, Parks & Rec, fucking nice. I love Pratt too. But something’s not sucking me ...

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Trailer Reviews: Entourage, Insidious Chapter 3, & Spy


By: Hawk Ripjaw –  Entourage I’m not sure if I “get” Entourage. It’s a show about show business, right? A bunch of actors/agents/assholes talk about the business and get into ...

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Trailer Reviews: Aloha & San Andreas


By: Hawk Ripjaw –  Aloha The devastatingly obvious manufactured sweetness about everything that has to do with this movie follows in the vein of everything Crowe has done in the ...

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Trailer Reviews: Poltergeist & Tomorrowland


 By: Hawk Ripjaw –  Poltergeist What happens when Tobe Hooper and Steven Spielberg meet via a glory hole in a dilapidated bathroom in Queens? You get Poltergeist, a classic horror ...

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