Monday, September 1, 2014


Film & Entertainment News

‘Guardians’ Lead Limp Labor Day Weekend


By: Matt Conway -  As usual with Labor Day weekend, the results were unimpressive. The summer leftovers led the weekend, while two new releases failed to make a dent. Repeating in ... Read More »

This Week in Things That Don’t Mix: Richard Pryor, Catholic Priests, Shaolin Monks, and Bolivia

By: Henry J. Fromage - I’m from Peoria, Illinois which is coincidentally where Richard Pryor got all his crack jokes from because he grew up not fifteen minutes away from ... Read More »

Box Office Preview: Summer Ends with Uneventful Labor Day Weekend

The November Man

By: Matt Conway -  Labor Day weekend is here, meaning the true last weekend of the summer movie season. Even with a few new releases, this year looks to be ... Read More »

The Felix-Ripjaw Debate: Matthew McConaughey Horrified By Stephen King’s Hairy Twatter At Amityville Gangbang Gala!!

Mud (2013)Matthew McConaughey

Just had a Mexican stand-off with a one-legged grasshopper in my shower so I’m writing this article curled in the fetal position on the floor of the bathroom. This is ... Read More »

‘Guardians’ Rises to First, ‘Sin City’ Bombs


By: Matt Conway -  In one of the summer’s closing weekends, there were some surprising performances from summer holdovers and one big box office bomb. After spending two weekends in ... Read More »

Vampires/Vicious Animals/Gerard Butlers/Canadians Don’t Mix Well With Children

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By: Henry J. Fromage - Today the news is full of escalating situations in the Ukraine and the Middle East, but there’s an arms race unfolding closer to home… in ... Read More »

Box Office Preview: Summer Leftovers Battle for First


By: Matt Conway -  The summer movie season is reaching its waning weekends, with there being no big-time blockbusters left on the calender. Still, a crowd of new releases this ... Read More »

‘Ninja Turtles’ Repeat, ‘Expendables’ Bombs


By: Matt Conway -  With there being three newcomers that failed to truly break out, this weekend belonged to two impressive holdovers, with a few turtles taking the top spot. ... Read More »

The Felix-Ripjaw Debate: Simon Cowell Caught Giving Terry Crews Expendable BJs!!

Simon Cowell is why we can't have nice things.

A small part of me looks for the good in everyone… The majority of me looks for a good place to stab them. Luckily Hawk and I have alcohol to ... Read More »

What do Al Qaeda, Wheelchairs, Talking Fish, and the Fannings Have in Common?


By: Henry J. Fromage - You’d think Before Midnight would get it done already, but apparently after the near universal acclaim for his latest, Boyhood, Richard Linklater finally has the ... Read More »