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The Felix-Ripjaw Debate: Dracula Caught Batfisting Chewbacca At Star Wars Cock-Ring Cantina!!

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It’s like my neighbors watching me smear rocky road on my face and crysturbate through John Hughes movies have never seen a white girl before. Luckily Hawk was able to ... Read More »

‘Dawn’ Repeats in First, ‘Purge’ Leads New Releases

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By: Matt Conway -  This weekend saw the release of three non-blockbusters that all opened with mixed results. None of the three could top the box office king. Repeating in ... Read More »

R.I.P. James Garner

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By: Henry J. Fromage - 2014 has been a year of incredible loss for beloved character actors, and yesterday we lost another- James Garner. Over his 50-plus year career, he ... Read More »

Shit Gets Intense in Hollywood

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By: Henry J. Fromage - Hollywood’s always loved itself a good ‘ol fashioned survival tale, especially one based on a true story of extraordinary perseverance. Well, worry not, dear reader, ... Read More »

Box Office Preview: Crowd of New Releases Battle for First

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By: Matt Conway -  July has gotten off to a relatively quiet start, but that looks to change with one of the most crowded weekends of the summer movie season ... Read More »

The Felix-Ripjaw Debate: Gremlins Caught Packing That Derm On Dwayne’s Johnson!!

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If you eat enough cheesecake, Dad’ll come back (lies I’ve told diabetics). This also applies to tequila and white girls. But I digress. Welcome back to the forty-second Felix-Ripjaw Debate ... Read More »

‘Apes’ Conquers the Weekend

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By: Matt Conway -  After the worst performing Fourth of the July of the millennium, the weekend after was again rather quiet, but had one true breakout performer. Commanding the ... Read More »

I Say TruckNutz in Here Somewhere, Promise

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By: Henry J. Fromage – There’s a lot of stupid shit being made in Hollywood right now, so let’s take a break from it and talk about some stuff that ... Read More »

Box Office Preview: ‘Apes’ Looks to Wake up Summer Movie Season

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By: Matt Conway -  The summer movie season so far has been quite the disappointment, with even some big budget flicks striking out. This week looks to change the tide, ... Read More »

The Felix-Ripjaw Debate: Tina Fey Caught Holding Ken Jeong’s Expendable Schlong!!

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I’ve woken up spooning a hobo way too often to be considered a functional adult, but luckily for you guys, Hawk and I are considered HIGHLY functional alcoholics by four ... Read More »