Thursday, July 31, 2014


MovieBoozer Columns!

Box Office Preview: ‘Guardians’ Looking to Reach Record Book

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By: Matt Conway -  As far as box office goes, August is looked at as one of the year’s slowest months, as it’s essentially the tail end of the summer ... Read More »

The Felix-Ripjaw Debate: Mad Max Caught T-Bagging Fifty Shades Of Lame At Galactic Circlejerk Jamboree!!


Just blew off kids selling lemonade at a stand next-door to teach them life’s a bitch early on. Hawk and I also write this weekly column to teach you guys ... Read More »

‘Lucy’ Breaks Out, ‘Hercules’ Surprises


By: Matt Conway -  This last weekend of July brought us one of the more packed weekends of the year so far, with a few new wide releases opening well ... Read More »

Hunks Land Flicks, Edgar Makes the Wright Choice, and Robert Redford’s Grotesque Face Scares Republicans and Children


By: Henry J. Fromage - If you remember, Marvel recently bitch-slapped Edgar Wright and repo’d his decade-in-the-making Ant-Man because original vision, lack of corporate pandering, yadda, yadda, yadda. Well, the ... Read More »

Box Office Preview: ‘Lucy’, ‘Hercules’ Face off for First


By: Matt Conway -  July has been a bit of a box office letdown, with a few hyped releases failing to break out. However, the final weekend of July looks ... Read More »

Trailer Reviews: And So It Goes, Hercules, & Lucy


By: Hawk Ripjaw - And So It Goes Indeed it does. It goes and so. And how! According to IMDB, this movie is about “A self-centered realtor enlists the help of his ... Read More »

The Felix-Ripjaw Debate: Dracula Caught Batfisting Chewbacca At Star Wars Cock-Ring Cantina!!


It’s like my neighbors watching me smear rocky road on my face and crysturbate through John Hughes movies have never seen a white girl before. Luckily Hawk was able to ... Read More »

‘Dawn’ Repeats in First, ‘Purge’ Leads New Releases


By: Matt Conway -  This weekend saw the release of three non-blockbusters that all opened with mixed results. None of the three could top the box office king. Repeating in ... Read More »

R.I.P. James Garner


By: Henry J. Fromage - 2014 has been a year of incredible loss for beloved character actors, and yesterday we lost another- James Garner. Over his 50-plus year career, he ... Read More »

Shit Gets Intense in Hollywood


By: Henry J. Fromage - Hollywood’s always loved itself a good ‘ol fashioned survival tale, especially one based on a true story of extraordinary perseverance. Well, worry not, dear reader, ... Read More »