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The Felix-Ripjaw Debate: Matthew McConaughey Horrified By Stephen King’s Hairy Twatter At Amityville Gangbang Gala!!

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Just had a Mexican stand-off with a one-legged grasshopper in my shower so I’m writing this article curled in the fetal position on the floor of the bathroom. This is ... Read More »

‘Guardians’ Rises to First, ‘Sin City’ Bombs

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By: Matt Conway -  In one of the summer’s closing weekends, there were some surprising performances from summer holdovers and one big box office bomb. After spending two weekends in ... Read More »

Vampires/Vicious Animals/Gerard Butlers/Canadians Don’t Mix Well With Children

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By: Henry J. Fromage - Today the news is full of escalating situations in the Ukraine and the Middle East, but there’s an arms race unfolding closer to home… in ... Read More »

Box Office Preview: Summer Leftovers Battle for First

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By: Matt Conway -  The summer movie season is reaching its waning weekends, with there being no big-time blockbusters left on the calender. Still, a crowd of new releases this ... Read More »

Trailer Reviews: Sin City: A Dame to Kill For, If I Stay, & When the Game Stands Tall

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By: Hawk Ripjaw - Sin City: A Dame to Kill For I don’t know about you but I’ve never killed for a dame before. I’ve also never met someone that I would ... Read More »

‘Ninja Turtles’ Repeat, ‘Expendables’ Bombs

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By: Matt Conway -  With there being three newcomers that failed to truly break out, this weekend belonged to two impressive holdovers, with a few turtles taking the top spot. ... Read More »

The Felix-Ripjaw Debate: Simon Cowell Caught Giving Terry Crews Expendable BJs!!

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A small part of me looks for the good in everyone… The majority of me looks for a good place to stab them. Luckily Hawk and I have alcohol to ... Read More »

What do Al Qaeda, Wheelchairs, Talking Fish, and the Fannings Have in Common?

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By: Henry J. Fromage - You’d think Before Midnight would get it done already, but apparently after the near universal acclaim for his latest, Boyhood, Richard Linklater finally has the ... Read More »

Trailer Reviews: Expendables 3, The Giver, & Let’s Be Cops

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By: Hawk Ripjaw - The Expendables 3 The Expendables 3 follows in the footsteps of pretty much every major R-rated franchise in history by eventually toning things out and turning their characters ... Read More »

Box Office Preview: ‘Expendables’, ‘Cops’, and Leftovers Battle for First

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By: Matt Conway -  While this August weekend does not look to be the biggest, it may be the most competitive, with two new films and past-weekend holdovers fighting for ... Read More »