Tuesday, September 2, 2014


MovieBoozer Columns!

The Felix-Ripjaw Debate: Kate Beckinsale’s (Re)Booty Had Us Marvelin’ Like Whoa!!


Thought I was blinded by the light for a minute but it turns out it was just the glare off your mom’s Day-Glo panties… Is not what you should say ... Read More »

‘Guardians’ Lead Limp Labor Day Weekend


By: Matt Conway -  As usual with Labor Day weekend, the results were unimpressive. The summer leftovers led the weekend, while two new releases failed to make a dent. Repeating in ... Read More »

This Week in Things That Don’t Mix: Richard Pryor, Catholic Priests, Shaolin Monks, and Bolivia

By: Henry J. Fromage - I’m from Peoria, Illinois which is coincidentally where Richard Pryor got all his crack jokes from because he grew up not fifteen minutes away from ... Read More »

Box Office Preview: Summer Ends with Uneventful Labor Day Weekend

The November Man

By: Matt Conway -  Labor Day weekend is here, meaning the true last weekend of the summer movie season. Even with a few new releases, this year looks to be ... Read More »

Trailer Reviews: As Above, So Below & The November Man


By: Hawk Ripjaw - As Above, So Below It’s the craziest thing, because I was JUST sitting here thinking how it’s been WAY too long since we’ve had a found-footage horror ... Read More »

The Felix-Ripjaw Debate: Matthew McConaughey Horrified By Stephen King’s Hairy Twatter At Amityville Gangbang Gala!!

Mud (2013)Matthew McConaughey

Just had a Mexican stand-off with a one-legged grasshopper in my shower so I’m writing this article curled in the fetal position on the floor of the bathroom. This is ... Read More »

‘Guardians’ Rises to First, ‘Sin City’ Bombs


By: Matt Conway -  In one of the summer’s closing weekends, there were some surprising performances from summer holdovers and one big box office bomb. After spending two weekends in ... Read More »

Vampires/Vicious Animals/Gerard Butlers/Canadians Don’t Mix Well With Children

photo trak #158717

By: Henry J. Fromage - Today the news is full of escalating situations in the Ukraine and the Middle East, but there’s an arms race unfolding closer to home… in ... Read More »

Box Office Preview: Summer Leftovers Battle for First


By: Matt Conway -  The summer movie season is reaching its waning weekends, with there being no big-time blockbusters left on the calender. Still, a crowd of new releases this ... Read More »

Trailer Reviews: Sin City: A Dame to Kill For, If I Stay, & When the Game Stands Tall


By: Hawk Ripjaw - Sin City: A Dame to Kill For I don’t know about you but I’ve never killed for a dame before. I’ve also never met someone that I would ... Read More »