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The Felix-Ripjaw Debate: Channing Tatum Gets A Job Flashing Supergirl In This Week’s Entertainment News!!

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A remake of classic teen feel-good flick Clueless but me nearly thirty and trying to figure out taxable deductions. But less about hardcore adulting and more about celebrity nip slips, ...

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Hungry ‘Panda’ Makes a Salad of ‘Caesar’

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By: Oberst Von Berauscht –  Kung Fu Panda 3 once again took the top spot this week, and with no other competition for children’s films due for weeks, the movie will ...

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Trailer Reviews: The Choice, Hail Caesar, & Pride & Prejudice & Zombies

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By: Hawk Ripjaw – The Choice I’m almost more frightened of the Nicholas Sparks machine than I am of the Michael Bay machine. Whether it’s because Sparks fans are more dangerous ...

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Let’s Raise a Glass to these Women-Led Movies

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By: Henry J. Fromage – While the gender gap in Hollywood produces outrageous story after outrageous story week after week (they offered Scully half the money of Mulder for the X-Files reboot?), ...

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Box Office Preview: Is There Some Sort of Sports Thing or Something This Weekend?

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By: Henry J. Fromage – This weekend is going to suck from a box office perspective.  The public at large is more likely to seek out the dapper, sneakily hard-nosed ...

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365 Days of Movies- Week 5: Watching a Movie You Can’t Refuse…

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-By Oberst Von Berauscht  Curious what else I’ve seen this year? -Click here to read the full list of movies viewed year to date- Update: This was a much smaller week than previous ...

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‘Panda’ Mauls Marlon Wayans… The World Rejoices

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By: Oberst Von Berauscht –  This weekend saw the box office bounce back a bit from the chilly reception of last week’s major releases. Kung Fu Panda 3 utterly trounced all competition, bringing ...

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We’ve Gotta Start Taking Adam McKay Seriously and Other Surprising News

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By: Henry J. Fromage – Adam McKay is an Oscar nominated director.  Adam McKay is an Oscar nominated director.  I think that means we can assume all subsequent projects of ...

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Trailer Reviews: Fifty Shades of Black, The Finest Hours & Kung Fu Panda 3

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By: Hawk Ripjaw – Fifty Shades of Black As it was in February 2015, so it shall be almost one year later. I’ll never forget the anguish I suffered last year ...

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Kung Fu Panda Makes to Belly Flop all over First Place

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By: Henry J. Fromage – There’s no mystery this week what film will pratfall its way into theaters and your hearts… or at least your fucking exhausting brats’ attention spans ...

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