Friday, November 28, 2014


MovieBoozer Columns!

Box Office Preview: ‘Penguins’, ‘Bosses’ Lead Crowded Thanksgiving Weekend

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By: Matt Conway –  The week of Thanksgiving is here, which tends to be one of the more crowded weekends of the box office year. This year has quite a ... Read More »

Trailer Reviews: Penguins of Madagascar & Horrible Bosses 2


By: Hawk Ripjaw – Penguins of Madagascar I love penguins. The penguin is my favorite animal. Penguins are mischievous, classy, and super well-dressed. Penguins kick ass. And yet, I’m torn on my ... Read More »

The Felix-Ripjaw Debate: Penelope Cruz Found At Cowboy Ninja Viking Prometheus Peen Party!!


If I could stack the forwarded emails from my dad, they’d wrap around the surface of Kim Kardashian’s ass twice. Which is why I spend my days drinking and teaching ... Read More »

‘Mockingjay’ Scores Highest Debut of the Year


By: Matt Conway –  To no one’s surprise, this weekend’s newest film opened with the highest opening weekend of the year so far, but still had a somewhat murky debut. ... Read More »

Oscar Directors Feed Their Habit


By: Henry J. Fromage – The thing about Oscar is, it’s a nasty habit.  You get a taste, just tryin’ it out you know, and all of a sudden you ... Read More »

Trailer Review: The Hunger Games: Mockingjay: Part 1: Semicolon


By: Hawk Ripjaw – The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 Jennifer Lawrence is the crown jewel of Reddit Karma. Or rather, Internet Karma in general. Everyone loves J-Law. J-Law is the best ... Read More »

Box Office Preview: ‘Hunger Games’ Looks to Dominate Holiday Season


By: Matt Conway –  The holiday season has kicked off respectably, with November so far featuring two impressively competitive weekends. The biggest film of the season, though, looks to break ... Read More »

The Felix-Ripjaw Debate: George Lucas Bonds With Wonder Woman In Strange Bukkake Bonanza!!

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Do you ever have feelings that seem inconvenient? Buy a cheeseburger. They don’t have feelings. Just acceptance and cheese. The same thing works with vodka. But I digress. Welcome back ... Read More »

‘Dumb and Dumber To’ Upsets Big Hero 6


By: Matt Conway –  Despite two big blockbusters opening in theaters last weekend, neither finished in first place this weekend, with one comedy sequel surprisingly leading the way. Opening in ... Read More »

2015 Oscar Power Rankings Week 5

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By: Henry J. Fromage – AFI hit last week, and with it we got first looks at five potentially big unseen players: A Most Violent Year, The Gambler, Selma, Big Eyes, and American Sniper, ... Read More »