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The Felix-Ripjaw Debate: Damon Wayans Controls A Rogue Nation Of Prideful Zombies In This Week’s News!!


Counted out change to buy booze today if anyone’s looking for a role model. But less about how to win at adulting and more about celebrity nip slips I always ...

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Women on the Edge- Yep, That Amy Winehouse Biopic was Inevitable


By: Henry J. Fromage – There’s still much to be done to cure Hollywood sexism, but with Jennifer Lawrence pulling down as much as anybody per film, Lady Ghostbusters, and ...

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‘Hunger Games’ Devours the Box Office, ‘Spectre’ Clings On…


By: Oberst Von Berauscht –  Let’s be honest, there is no way The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2 was not going to top the box office.  The long-awaited final entry in the ...

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The Felix Felicis Guide To The .Gif Review: The Top Five Reasons Ron Swanson From Parks And Recreation Is Your Spirit Animal!!


By: Felix Felicis – Felix Felicis here with more .gif weekly wisdom about how to win at adulting. Sure, you could learn how to balance a budget or become a ...

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Trailer Reviews: The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2, The Night Before, & Secret in Their Eyes


By: Hawk Ripjaw – The Hunger Games: Mockingjay-Part 2 When I was in college, I worked on a few research projects for my psychology major and was required to have “office ...

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Box Office Preview: Dat Box Office is Hungray


By: Henry J. Fromage – Yes, this weekend sees the debut of both The Night Before and The Secret in Their Eyes as well as Spotlight‘s first big box office push towards the ...

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2016 Oscar Power Rankings Week 4


By: Henry J. Fromage – It’s been a peculiar year for prognostication, with the real contenders left from what’s been more of a war of attrition than an augmentation having ...

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‘Spectre’ and ‘Peanuts’ dominate, ‘The 33’ Gets the Shaft, ‘Coopers’ gets a little Love


By: Oberst Von Berauscht –  It shouldn’t come as a surprise that Spectre and The Peanuts Movie secured first and second-place standings in the box office yet again.  The competition from this weekend was ...

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The Felix-Ripjaw Debate: Paul Rudd Gives Us The Dead Buzz On Jeffrey Dean Morgan’s Second Big Fat Greek Wedding!!


Saw a video on Facebook this week where rescue dogs were taken to a water park to play. Unrelated: I’ve solved California’s water crisis if they can use human tears. ...

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Trailer Reviews: The 33, Love the Coopers & My All American


By: Hawk Ripjaw – The 33 Oh, look. It’s the one about the miners in Chile that nobody asked for. Beer Prediction Did I see a bad guy from a Luc ...

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