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Trailer Reviews: Poltergeist & Tomorrowland

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 By: Hawk Ripjaw –  Poltergeist What happens when Tobe Hooper and Steven Spielberg meet via a glory hole in a dilapidated bathroom in Queens? You get Poltergeist, a classic horror ...

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Box Office Preview: ‘Tomorrowland’, ‘Poltergeist’ Face Off on Memorial Day Weekend

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By: Matt Conway –  Memorial Day weekend is here, which, due to the incredibly saturated summer movie season market, is becoming less of an event week as the years go ...

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Arrow (TV Review): Bullseye

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: every time someone figures out The Arrow’s secret identity. Take a Drink: every time somebody cries. Take a Drink: every time someone gets hit with an arrow. ...

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The Felix-Ripjaw Debate: Kate Beckinsale Lobs Grenade Under Eddie Redmayne’s World To Blow Up His Chances Of Landing Newt Scamander In Upcoming J.K. Rowling Flick As Crimson Peak Trailer Terrifies Worldwide!!

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My blood is basically 76% Red Bull and 24% regret at this point, but less about my late twenties and more about celebrity nips slips I always say. Welcome back ...

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‘Pitch Perfect’ Hits the Right Note, ‘Mad Max’ Strong in Second

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By: Matt Conway –  Going into this weekend, it looks like the summer season was about to get far more competitive. Thankfully, both of this week’s new releases performed well, ...

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Box Office Preview: ‘Pitch Perfect 2′, ‘Mad Max’ Battle for First

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By: Matt Conway –  After a few relatively quiet weekends as far as summer standards go, this weekend looks to be one of the more competitive. Two big-time releases are ...

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You Go, Girl/Hollywood Actresses!

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By: Henry J. Fromage – We have a metric shit-ton of stories this week, all involving top-flight actresses, so I’m going to change it up a bit.  I’ll list the ...

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Trailer Reviews: Mad Max: Fury Road & Pitch Perfect 2

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 By: Hawk Ripjaw –  Mad Max: Fury Road Mad Max: Fury Road is going to have real cars getting smashed into each other, epic chases across the desert, and explosions ...

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The Felix-Ripjaw Debate: Joss Whedon Uses The Force To Make London Fall Down And Crush Marlon Wayans Before He Can Make A Sucktastic 50 Shades Spoof!!

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I do this fun thing at parties where I make witch fingers with Bugles and cry when anyone tries to leave a conversation with me. Adulting is hard. But I ...

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‘Age of Ultron’ Rules Again, ‘Hot Pursuit’ Stalls Behind

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By: Matt Conway –  The summer movie season is still continuing to get off to a slow start, with no other film getting close to matching the performance of the ...

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