MovieBoozer Columns!

The Felix Felicis Guide To The .Gif Review: The Top 5 Movies To Watch On Independence Day!!


By: Felix Felicis – Happy Birthday America! From groundbreaking Supreme Court rulings to the latest from the Kardashian clan, this year has been a non-stop rollercoaster ride headed full speed ...

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Trailer Reviews: Magic Mike XXL & Terminator Genisys


By: Hawk Ripjaw –  Magic Mike XXL I haven’t seen the original Magic Mike, but when Felix described it to me as “disturbing and less fun than kale burgers served ...

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Box Office Preview: ‘Magic Mike’, ‘Terminator’ Open on Crowded 4th of July Weekend


By: Matt Conway –  Typically, 4th of July weekend is dominated by a single blockbuster. This year, however, four different releases, including two new releases which opened Wednesday, look to ...

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The Felix-Ripjaw Debate: Heroes Reborn Trailer Drops Furious 8 Villain On Tyrese To (Hopefully) Crush His Green Lantern Dreams!!


Hey America, marriage equality is a good look on you. Unlike the time I forgot to wear pants in my local Walmart. But I digress. Welcome back to the ninety-third ...

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‘Jurassic World’ Three-Peats, ‘Ted 2′ Softer Than Expected


By: Matt Conway –  Despite two new releases entering the fray, neither could hold a candle to a duo of holdovers that continue to dominate the summer box office. Finishing ...

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We’ve Got Some Intense Movie News This Week


By: Henry J. Fromage – It’s pretty hot out.  Let’s go swimming… but let’s just watch Jaws first. Well… shit. Open Water? Worse! Worse!  Somehow worse! Jaume Collet-Serra’s upcoming In the Deep?  Well, ...

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Box Office Preview: ‘Ted 2′ In Tight Race for First

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By: Matt Conway –  This weekend promises to be one of the most competitive in quite some time, with three films jockeying for first place. One of the flicks likely ...

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Trailer Reviews: Max & Ted 2

By: Hawk Ripjaw –  Max I had a dog named Max. He was a purebred Collie, beautiful long black coat with white running from his chin down to his chest ...

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The Felix-Ripjaw Debate: Channing Tatum Is Awesome And Other Less Important News!!

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I don’t know about “hot” yoga but you should definitely look into “mildly attractive but tries really hard in bed” yoga… is going on the list of things to not ...

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‘Jurassic World’ Stomps Record Book, ‘Inside Out’ Surprises


By: Matt Conway –  What looked to be an already promising weekend turned into one of the summer’s most eventful, with the top two films breaking several records. Repeating in ...

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