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Trailer Reviews: Poltergeist & Tomorrowland


 By: Hawk Ripjaw –  Poltergeist What happens when Tobe Hooper and Steven Spielberg meet via a glory hole in a dilapidated bathroom in Queens? You get Poltergeist, a classic horror ...

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Box Office Preview: ‘Tomorrowland’, ‘Poltergeist’ Face Off on Memorial Day Weekend

Disney's TOMORROWLAND..Casey (Britt Robertson) ..Ph: Film Frame..?Disney 2015

By: Matt Conway –  Memorial Day weekend is here, which, due to the incredibly saturated summer movie season market, is becoming less of an event week as the years go ...

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Arrow (TV Review): Bullseye


Drinking Game Take a Drink: every time someone figures out The Arrow’s secret identity. Take a Drink: every time somebody cries. Take a Drink: every time someone gets hit with an arrow. ...

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The Felix-Ripjaw Debate: Kate Beckinsale Lobs Grenade Under Eddie Redmayne’s World To Blow Up His Chances Of Landing Newt Scamander In Upcoming J.K. Rowling Flick As Crimson Peak Trailer Terrifies Worldwide!!


My blood is basically 76% Red Bull and 24% regret at this point, but less about my late twenties and more about celebrity nips slips I always say. Welcome back ...

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‘Pitch Perfect’ Hits the Right Note, ‘Mad Max’ Strong in Second


By: Matt Conway –  Going into this weekend, it looks like the summer season was about to get far more competitive. Thankfully, both of this week’s new releases performed well, ...

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Box Office Preview: ‘Pitch Perfect 2′, ‘Mad Max’ Battle for First


By: Matt Conway –  After a few relatively quiet weekends as far as summer standards go, this weekend looks to be one of the more competitive. Two big-time releases are ...

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You Go, Girl/Hollywood Actresses!


By: Henry J. Fromage – We have a metric shit-ton of stories this week, all involving top-flight actresses, so I’m going to change it up a bit.  I’ll list the ...

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Trailer Reviews: Mad Max: Fury Road & Pitch Perfect 2


 By: Hawk Ripjaw –  Mad Max: Fury Road Mad Max: Fury Road is going to have real cars getting smashed into each other, epic chases across the desert, and explosions ...

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The Felix-Ripjaw Debate: Joss Whedon Uses The Force To Make London Fall Down And Crush Marlon Wayans Before He Can Make A Sucktastic 50 Shades Spoof!!


I do this fun thing at parties where I make witch fingers with Bugles and cry when anyone tries to leave a conversation with me. Adulting is hard. But I ...

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‘Age of Ultron’ Rules Again, ‘Hot Pursuit’ Stalls Behind


By: Matt Conway –  The summer movie season is still continuing to get off to a slow start, with no other film getting close to matching the performance of the ...

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