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Zodiac (2007) Drinking Game
Drinking Game Take a Drink: whenever Toschi (Ruffalo) requests animal crackers Take a Drink: for every encrypted letter sent by the Zodiac killer Do a Shot: when Downey Jr. starts hitting the Aqua Velvas Read the full Zodiac (2007) review
Zodiac (2007)
By: Ayden Walker (A Toast) - Spielberg can do it. Tarantino can do it. Polanski can do it. The Coen brothers can do it. These filmmakers are capable of intriguing, captivating, disturbing, and sometimes amusing cinema-goers through one skill: dialogue. And David Fincher has proved a worthy addition to that list. This creepily dark thriller
Ghost (1990) Drinking Game
Drinking Game Take a Drink: anytime Whoopi sasses somebody Take a Drink: every time you see something that’s gloriously dated Take a Drink: every time Swayze passes through something or vice-versa Do a Shot: “Ditto” Read the full Ghost (1990)review
Ghost (1990)
By: Henry J. Fromage (Two Beers) – Continuing my trend of watching late 80s/early 90s cultural touchstone movies everybody but me has apparently seen, I recently watched Ghost. This one I pretty much expected to hate, what with all the ghost Swayzes and Whoopis and pageboy haircuts and Walmart bargain bin romance novel-caliber shirtless pottery
Double-O Nolan, and the Worst Joke I’ve Ever Made
By: Chris Sheridan - I don’t think anyone can disagree that Chris Nolan makes some badass movies. This is for two reasons: a) he really does, and b) an army of Batman fanboys and JGL disciples will hunt you and kill you slowly and painfully. In your dying breath, you can still be excited for this news:
Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979) Drinking Game
Drinking Game Take a Drink: for slow-moving establishing shots of the Enterprise Take a Drink: for every mention of V-ger Do a Shot: each time William Shatner uses his signature pause when speaking, or when he just says “Spock…” Read the full Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979) review
Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)
By: Oberst Von Berauscht (Two Beers) - A gigantic spaceship of unknown origin is discovered by a Klingon fleet many light-years from Earth. The Klingon ships are disintegrated and a Starfleet space station suffers a simliar fate after their own attempt to communicate with the vessel. Meanwhile, Starfleet Admiral James T. Kirk (William Shatner) secures
Trailer Reviews: May 24th
By: Chris Sheridan - Epic Damn it. They’ve wasted an awesome word on some bullshit coming-of-age animated movie. I feel a little bad saying that, seeing as how the movie is sponsored by Children’s Hospital (or something like that). And, to be fair, there are parts of this movie that look pretty epic, what with the Avatar-flavored
Grabbers (2012) Drinking Game
Drinking Game Take a Drink: whenever someone in the movie does Take a Drink: for every jump scare (however feeble) Take a Drink: every time someone gets… grabbed! Do a Shot: Free Bar! Read the full Grabbers (2012) review
Grabbers (2012)
By: Henry J. Fromage (Four Beers) – I’m always down for a comedy with a hook, and as hooks go, Grabbers’s is a doozie. I’ll skip straight to the plot synopsis. A sleepy Irish island, where seemingly the only activity besides fishing is drinking, is attacked by fearsome, octopus-y* alien creatures over the course of
