Category: 5 BEERS
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989)
By: Oberst Von Berauscht (Five Beers) - The crew of the Starship Enterprise embarks on yet another adventure, in which they encounter Spock’s half-brother Sybock. Sybock has amassed a dedicated following due to an ability to heal wounded souls. Sybock believes that god may be found at the center of the Galaxy, and in his determination,
The Internship (2013)
By: The Cinephiliac (Five Beers) - Billy McMahon (Vince Vaughn) and Nick Campbell (Owen Wilson) are two watch salesmen once known for their innate ability to sell anything to anyone, even “prosciutto to a Rabbi.” However, their bubble of success is popped when the duo is fired by their boss (John Goodman). Their situation goes
Epic (2013)
By: Joel Olivo (Five Beers) - While attempting to reconnect with her estranged father, M.K. gets transported into a world where a battle rages for the life of the forest. A Toast The voice acting in this film really enhanced the overall presentation. Beyonce Knowles, Colin Farrell, and Josh Hutcherson rounded out a pretty stellar
The Hangover Part III (2013)
By: Mitch Hansch (Five Beers) - I, and most of the rest of the world called shenanigans to the sequel of the wickedly funny and most box office successful Rated R comedy of all time that was nothing more than a mere carbon copy of the original. The sequel was such a bummer because with the illustrious
So Undercover (2012)
By: Katherine Balestrini (Five Beers) - If you have the power to read and translate into vacant blonde in your head, please read the following review in that voice. Like totally. This movie has that chick from, oh you know that cute Disney show, Hannah Montana. She had the most amazing shoes and clothes and
Big (1988)
By: Henry J. Fromage (Five Beers) – I’m not sure if I mentioned this before, but for a large portion of my childhood my family didn’t have a television. Besides clearly making me a resounding success unconcerned with the fluff of pop culture and media, it also created a surprising hole in my movie-watching experience.
The Lords of Salem (2013)
By: Oberst Von Berauscht (Five Beers) - Heidi Hawthorne (Sheri Moon Zombie) is a Rock DJ and recovering addict living in Salem, Massachusetts. One day, she notices a new tenant has moved into the vacant apartment down the hall, however her landlord denies renting the room out. Later that day at work, a vinyl record is
Billy Elliot (2000)
By: Henry J. Fromage (Five Beers) – I finally got around to watching Billy Elliot the other day. It’s one of those flicks that most people seem to like, so I gave it a shot. I was not impressed. Billy Elliot is a young miner’s son who just wants to dance… for some reason. He’s
The Host (2013)
By: Kingsley Crabtree (Five Beers) - Once Upon A Time there was a boy, who met a girl, and they fell in love. But nay! ‘Twas not to be, for their loverly love was forbidden! Oh, what woe is thizzzzzzzzzzz… What? Sorry. That was my selective narcolepsy kicking in. Prepare for another round of Romeo and
Smashed (2012)
By: Henry J. Fromage (Five Beers) – It is a little known fact that the universes of Breaking Bad and Scott Pilgrim are one and the same, and furthermore, that Jesse Pinkman and Ramona Flowers end up finding each other and marrying. Jesse’s need for approval and lack of positive role models and Ramona’s inability
