Category: 3 BEERS

Hancock (2008)

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By: Jenna Zine (Three Beers) – Hancock (Will Smith) is an alcoholic superhero with a penchant for cutting a wide swath of destruction, even as he’s helping people. The citizens of Los Angeles finally get sick of footing the multi-million dollar bill to clean up after him and begin to turn on their formerly beloved


Erased (2013)

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 By: Matt Conway (Three Beers) - Its safe to say that at this point in our culture, action films have become the most popular genre in film today, with most of the biggest blockbuster films deriving from some sort of action sub-genre, such as superheroes and disaster films, and it’s no surprise why. Action films offer


Doom (2005)

By: Kingsley Crabtree (Three Beers) - It’s the age of the geek, baby, and every so often you run across the Janet Jackson of Sci/Fi films; bad in the best way, nasty in all the right places, and pure unadulterated fun. Doom is all of that and more. This is a spectacular guilty pleasure movie, much


Headhunters (2011)

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By: Henry J. Fromage (Three Beers) – There’s been an upswing in Scandinavian directors using crime thrillers as a springboard into Hollywood.  The original The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo did it for Niels Arden Oplev (Dead Man Down), Easy Money did it for Daniel Espinosa (Safe House), and Contraband did the same trick for


The Great Gatsby (2013)

By: B-Side (Three Beers) - The best thing in the world for a Baz Lurhmann movie to be is a beautiful little fool. The Aussie director’s particular brand of whizz-bang cinematic mayhem has livened up adaptations of the literary cannon before, and a camera whirring among the champagne and the CGI stars is actually not


The Comedy (2012)

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By: Henry J. Fromage (Three Beers) – If you’ve ever seen the Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!, or the unclassifiable mindfuck that is Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie, you know that Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim have their own very unique brand of humor. Verrrry Unique When I saw the two were


Filly Brown (2013)

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By: Oberst Von Berauscht (Three Beers) - Majo Tonorio (Gina Rodriguez) is from a primarily Latino Los Angeles neighborhood.  Majo writes hip hop lyrics, and occasionally performs live for an internet radio program.  Her rising popularity soon earns the notice of record producers, and puts stress on her family.  And when her imprisoned mother reaches out to


Pain & Gain (2013)

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By: B-Side (Three Beers) - Michael Bay movies are all about attitude. Not just the director’s aesthetic – he’s arguably the most distinctive and influential commercial stylist of the 00-10s – but you, movie viewer with a flask in your coat pocket. You have to be ready and willing for something big and loud and


Heartbreakers (2001)

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By: Kingsley Crabtree (Three Beers) - Never underestimate the power of the vagazzle. No, I’m not talking about the dubious decoration of lady parts with bling, but rather the age-old practice of the Cooter Con. Since the dawn of time, men have been drawn toward, and blinded by, the booty. And who can blame you? I’ve


Klown (2012)

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By: Henry J. Fromage (Three Beers) – I hosted my first couch surfer awhile back.  If you’re unaware of what that is, it’s basically a website where you can either find a couch to crash on (plus stimulating conversation and local insight into wherever you’re traveling), pretty much anywhere in the world, or have a