The Cinephiliac

Twenty-something film reviewer, social critic, and cultural analyst searching for a place in the sun. Movieboozer is a humor website and drinking games are intended for entertainment purposes only, please drink responsibly.

Dawn (2014) Short Film Review: Never Trust Strangers

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Drinking Game Take a Sip: whenever Dawn says what she’s not supposed to do because of her mother. Take a Sip: whenever Dawn’s dress is discussed. Take a Sip: whenever ...

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Little Boy (2015) Movie Review: God Suggests You Tone it Down

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: every time a crowd gathers to watch Pepper. Take a Drink: every time Ronnie calls Pepper a name. Take a Drink: every time someone calls ...

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Selma (2014)

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: for every bit of information logged by the FBI. Take a Drink: for every time you cry… you’re gonna need those drinks. Take a Drink: every ...

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Top Five (2014)

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Drinking Game Take a Sip: every time someone asks about the wedding Take a Sip: every time Chelsea or Andre are tempted to drink Take a Sip: for every mention of ...

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Beyond the Lights (2014)

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Drinking Game Take a Sip: every time someone mentions the balcony Take a Sip: every time someone says “I see you” Take a Sip: every time you’re positive someone is about to ...

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Before I Go to Sleep (2014)

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Drinking Game Take a Sip: every time Christine tears up Take a Sip: every time you change your mind of who she should trust. Take a Sip: every time every time someone ...

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The Boxtrolls (2014)

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: every time Archibald’s henchmen contemplate if they are good or evil. Take a Drink: every time Archibald whines about a White Hat. Take a Drink: ...

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Get On Up (2014)

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: every time there is a time lapse establishing shot. Take a Drink: every time an argument leads to sex Take a Drink: every time James breaks out ...

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Sex Tape (2014)

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: every time someone mentions or we see pineapples Take a Drink: for every Disney-oriented picture of Annie’s boss, Hank, we see. Take a Drink: for ...

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22 Jump Street (2014)

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By: The Cinephiliac (A Toast) – When 22 Jump Street’s Deputy Chief Hardy (Nick Offerman) eloquently and ever so dryly explains the nature of the impending follow up case to his officers ...

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