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Author Archives: Oberst von Berauscht

Oberst Von Berauscht once retained the services of a Gypsy to imbue in him the ability to accurately describe the artistic qualities of a film up to seven decimal points. To maintain this unique skill, he must feast on the blood of a virgin every Harvest Moon, or failing that (and he usually does), he can also make a dog do that thing they do where they twist their heads slightly (you know, when they're confused about something) at least a few times a week. I've gotten way off track here... The point is, Oberst is one of the website's founders, so... yeah

No Holds Barred (1989)


By: Oberst Von Berauscht (Six Pack) - Professional Wrestler “Rip” Thomas (Hulk Hogan) is on the top of his game as the heavyweight champion of the world.  He is loved ... Read More »

Tommy (1975) Drinking Game


Drinking Game Take a Drink: for every out of place celebrity cameo Take a Drink: each time you cringe Drink a Shot: when Uncle Ernie (Keith Moon) rapes Tommy… Drink a Shot: for the ... Read More »

Tommy (1975)


By: Oberst Von Berauscht & Bill Leon (Six Pack) - -Bill L: Tommy the album tells a story that ultimately satirizes the rock n roll culture of the late 1960s. Tommy ... Read More » Virtual Pub 68: God’s not dead, he’s Resting…


This God is no more! He has ceased to be! He’s expired and gone to meet his maker!  He’s a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If you ... Read More »

God’s Not Dead (2014) A Review by Almond Black Drinking Game


Drinking Game (Editor’s Note: For religious reasons Almond Black declined to write a drinking game for this movie.  In keeping with our website’s standards however, we have provided a drinking game ... Read More »

God’s Not Dead (2014) A Review by Almond Black


By: Almond Black (A Toast) - Editor’s Note: Almond Black is Adjunct professor of Film Studies at the Ted Stevens Institute of Technology.  His views are not necessarily shared by the Editing staff at ... Read More »

The Flask Picture Show Ep1: El Dorado (2012)


The Flask Picture Show is a video series which explores Z-Grade movies, one swig at a time. The infamous British “movie” El Dorado is like The Blues Brothers meets Reservoir Dogs, meets ... Read More »

Death Wish (1974) Drinking Game


Drinking Game Take a Drink: for Bronson’s body-count Take a Drink: each time the words “Liberal” and “Vigilante” are used Drink a Shot: for glorification of vigilante violence Read the full Death Wish (1974) ... Read More » Virtual Pub 67: Captain America punches out Noah, and other Blasphemies!

Editor's Podcast

We talk the latest films, including a revisit to last week’s “Noah” debate And we had technical difficulties, so here’s Part 2: Read More »

Death Wish (a film series review)


By: Oberst Von Berauscht - For those uninitiated; Death Wish tells the story of Paul Kersey (Bronson) a mild-mannered architect whose life is thrown into tragedy when he comes home one ... Read More »