Thursday, July 31, 2014

Author Archives: Oberst von Berauscht

Oberst Von Berauscht once retained the services of a Gypsy to imbue in him the ability to accurately describe the artistic qualities of a film up to seven decimal points. To maintain this unique skill, he must feast on the blood of a virgin every Harvest Moon, or failing that (and he usually does), he can also make a dog do that thing they do where they twist their heads slightly (you know, when they're confused about something) at least a few times a week. I've gotten way off track here... The point is, Oberst is one of the website's founders, so... yeah Virtual Pub 81: Is the Rock a tourist attraction?


The team reviews Hercules, the latest film by Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, along with discussions of other recent releases “A Most Wanted Man” with Philip Seymour Hoffman, “Lucy”, and “Guardians ... Read More »

A Most Wanted Man (2014)


Drinking Game Take a Drink: anytime Hoffman drinks Take a Drink: each time Hoffman makes a questionable promise Drink a Shot: whenever someone looks at a CCTV monitor Community Review Movie Review By: ... Read More »

Maximum Overdrive (1986)


Drinking Game Take a Drink: any time a car/truck kills someone Take a Drink: any time Yeardley Smith screams Drink a Shot: when appliances attack Drink a Shot: for each AC/DC song Community Review ... Read More » Virtual Pub 80: Dog Days: or how the Summer movie season now just kind of dies in mid-July


This week we talk Guardians of the Galaxy anticipations, as well as honor the late James Garner with retrospective. Additionally; we talk space movies, also dicks…. Read More »

Revolution (1985)


Drinking Game Take a Drink: every time Al Pacino’s droning narration reminds you that he didn’t want any part in the way. (Revisited cut only) Take a Drink: any time the setting ... Read More »

Muppets From Space (1999)


Drinking Game Take a Drink: for every old funk song used in place of a musical number Take a Drink: for shitty 90s CGI Drink a Shot: for any B or Z-grade cameo ... Read More »

Muppet Treasure Island (1996)


Drinking Game Take a Drink: during each musical sequence Take a Drink: for any scene that makes you nostalgic for when G-Rated films still could be a bit edgy Drink a ... Read More »

The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) Rebuttal


Drinking Game Take a Drink: during each musical sequence Take a Drink: for each utterance of “Humbug” Drink a Shot: for each of the Christmas Ghosts Write Down: your favorite bit part ... Read More »

The English Patient (1996)


Drinking Game Take a Drink: for every flashback Take a Drink: whenever Ralph Fiennes sings Take a Drink: for every shot of Kristen Scott’s Thomases Drink a Shot: for Ralph Fiennes being a dick, ... Read More » Virtual Pub 79: Dawn of the rise of the revenge of the return of the Planet of the Apes: Age of Extinction


This week on the Pubcast we talk Apes, Andys and Sequelitis!     Read More »