Oberst von Berauscht

Oberst Von Berauscht once retained the services of a Gypsy to imbue in him the ability to accurately describe the artistic qualities of a film up to seven decimal points. To maintain this unique skill, he must feast on the blood of a virgin every Harvest Moon, or failing that (and he usually does), he can also make a dog do that thing they do where they twist their heads slightly (you know, when they're confused about something) at least a few times a week. I've gotten way off track here... The point is, Oberst is one of the website's founders, so... yeah

Dr. No (1962) Movie Review: Ba da ba daaaaaaaa buh bah daaaaa!

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: each time someone smokes onscreen (different times) Take a Drink: for Calypso music James Bond clichés: (Good for any Bond drinking game) Take a Drink: when a ...

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From Russia with Love (1963) Commentary for Movieboozer.com

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The movieboozer team watches James Bond’s Second feature, Put on your own copy and watch along with us, we’ll let you know in the video when to press play.

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Slow West (2015) Movie Review: The Wild West of… Rohan?

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: for the body-count Take a Drink: for questionably American accents Do a Shot: each time a character drinks Western Cliché Bingo: before watching the film, write out a ...

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Movieboozer.com Virtual Pub 117: Mad Max 4: U Mad?

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This week the movieboozer team discusses Mad Max: Fury Road, the Mad Max film series, and other random subjects to follow.

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He Got Game (1998) Movie Review: Did you know that Spike Lee Likes Basketball?

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: any time someone takes Jesus Shuttleworth’s biblical name literally Take a Drink: for any montage flashback Take a Drink: whenever a character talks directly to the camera (A ...

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Dark Star: H.R. Giger’s World (2015) Movie Review: The Phallusies of Art

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: each time someone mentions Death Take a Drink: for any visible penis hidden (or not hidden) within the art Do a Shot: for Ridley Scot(ch) Do a Shot: for every “former ...

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Spawn (1997) Movie Review: “Underrated” is What Idiots Say About this Movie

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: any time a dated 90s metal song plays Take a Drink: for endless, terrible CGI. Drink a Shot: whenever John Leguizamo’s “Clown” is on screen.  And pray to ...

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The Night Stalker (1972) Movie Review: Like “A Christmas Story” with Vampires… sort of

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: each time someone doubts Kolchak’s theory Take a Drink: for every failed attempt to catch the killer Drink a Shot: each time the body count rises Community Review ...

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Movieboozer.com Virtual Pub 116: Die Hard with A-vengeance?

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The movieboozer team Spoils the ever-loving hell out of Avengers: Age of Ultron. (Or at least they eventually do, but first they talk about random things like Klaus Kinski for ...

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Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993) Movie Review: How’d This Go Unnoticed?

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: each time batman knocks out a bad guy Take a Drink: for trademark Batman “brooding about his dead parents” Do a Shot: for clandestine Warner Brothers references Do a Shot: for ...

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