Oberst von Berauscht

Oberst Von Berauscht once retained the services of a Gypsy to imbue in him the ability to accurately describe the artistic qualities of a film up to seven decimal points. To maintain this unique skill, he must feast on the blood of a virgin every Harvest Moon, or failing that (and he usually does), he can also make a dog do that thing they do where they twist their heads slightly (you know, when they're confused about something) at least a few times a week. I've gotten way off track here... The point is, Oberst is one of the website's founders, so... yeah

Movieboozer.com Virtual Pub 129: a Wasteland of movies…

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The movieboozer team discusses movies.  Watch?

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Disco Godfather (1979) Movie Review: PUT YOUR WEIGHT ON IT!

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: every time Rudy Ray Moore shouts “Put your weight on it!” Drink a Shot: when a punch obviously misses its target, but the actor pretends to ...

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Octopussy (1983) Movie Review: Eight Ways to Tell Your Script Needs Help

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: for Roger Moore-era Bond silliness Take a Drink: for Agent in a clown-suit Take a Drink: when Bond’s Indian partner dies Do a Shot: for gadget usage Do a Shot: was that ...

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Movieboozer.com Virtual Pub 128: No one say any new movies… $&#@ it…

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The Fantastic Four (Unreleased) Commentary for Movieboozer.com

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Schlock Auteur Roger Corman was approached by German producer Bernd Eichinger to create a low budget Fantastic Four movie in 1994, allegedly in order to retain film rights at all ...

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Movieboozer.com Virtual Pub 127: Phantasmagoric Four, and a real Bah-rn Burner

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This week the movieboozer team discusses the new Fantastic Four, and Shaun the Sheep.  How is the claymation movie more real than the one with a human cast? Watch our conversation to ...

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Moonraker (1979) Movie Review: James Bond in SPAAAAAACE

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: for references to famous Sci-Fi films Take a Drink: every time Jaws appears Take a Drink: for goofy puns, or silly animals Do a Shot: when Bond uses a gadget ...

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Movieboozer.com Virtual Pub 126: Mission: Unflappable – Cruise Control

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This week, the Movieboozer team discusses/reviews the Mission Impossible sequel (in typically spoilerific fashion), and also talks about the Deadpool and Zoolander 2 teaser trailers, Vacation, and the Netflix series Wet Hot American Summer: ...

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Terror in Beverly Hills (1989) Movie Review: A “Stallone” Action Movie, Starring “Stallone”!

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Drinking Game Take a Drink: every time Cameron Mitchell shouts Drink a Shot: when Frank Stallone appears Take a Drink: for the body-count Drink a Shot: for mullets Community Review Movie Review By: Oberst ...

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The Marine (2006) Movieboozer Commentary

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The Marine is a crazy action movie from WWE films, and the Movieboozer crew sits down to watch it. Follow along with your own copy and enjoy the ride!

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