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Bestselling Author, Distinguished Film Critic, Cutting Edge Journalist, Respected Reporter, Successful Businessman... Big Fat Sh*tty Liar. Movieboozer is a humor website and drinking games are intended for entertainment purposes only, please drink responsibly.

Lost (TV Review)

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By: Jake Peroni (A Toast) - Plane crash. Island. Strangers. Backstories. Monster? Society. Death. Miracles? Others. Hatch. Secrets. Rafts. Nuclear warheads. Submarine. Time travel. Good & Evil. Immortality. Mythology. Purgatory. Bonds. A ... Read More »

Cloverfield (2008)

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By: Jake Peroni (Three Beers) - Surely with the buzz spreading over the 2014 remake of Godzilla, there will be a flurry of activity around giant monster movies in the approaching year. ... Read More »

The Smurfs 2 (2013)

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By: Jake Peroni (Three Beers) - Once upon a time, kids had to wait until weekend mornings to watch cartoons. Remotes were called “Clickers” because of the noise they made ... Read More »

Monster (2008)

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By: Jake Peroni (Six Pack) - Sarah Lieving and Erin Evans play sisters, ironically named Erin and Sarah Lynch. Although I can’t be sure which one played Erin and which one played ... Read More »

Drive Me Crazy (1999)

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By: Jake Peroni (Six Pack) - Welcome to Time Zone High School.  A place where “cool” guys are preppy clones, with “lego men” solid gelled hair, and the “uncool” are all rebellious teenagers with ... Read More »

Pulp Fiction (1994)

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By: Jake Peroni (A Toast) - Quentin Tarantino will undoubtedly be remembered as one of the most influential writer/directors of out lifetime (whether you like it or not). His eccentric, overbearing jabberjaw can ... Read More »

Tombstone (1993)

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By: Jake Peroni (Two Beers) - Living in the Old West must’ve sucked. Everyone’s clothes probably smelled like wet horses and day-old shit. Throw in some random rapes and justifiable ... Read More »

It’s a Spongebob Christmas! (2012)

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By: Jake Peroni (Three Beers) - Has claymation finally surpassed Jesus as the embodiment of the Christmas season? Maybe not yet… but soon. Read More »

The Tall Man (2012)

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By: Jake Peroni (5 Beers) -    There is something magical about Jessica Biel. Normally, men shy away from a woman that could beat them to a bloody pulp. Yes, she has ... Read More »

Popeye (1980)

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By: Jake Peroni (A Toast) -   Once upon a time, cocaine and fashion walked hand in hand, ankles rang like churchbells in cascading bell bottoms, condoms were as scarce as unicorns, ... Read More »