Jake Peroni

Bestselling Author, Distinguished Film Critic, Cutting Edge Journalist, Respected Reporter, Successful Businessman... Big Fat Sh*tty Liar. Movieboozer is a humor website and drinking games are intended for entertainment purposes only, please drink responsibly.

The Notebook (2004)


Drinking Game Take a Drink: anytime Noah does something that warrants a restraining order, but it’s Okay, cuz he is RYAN F’ing GOSLING Take a Drink: anytime James Garner plays coy with ...

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Lost (TV Review)


By: Jake Peroni (A Toast) – Plane crash. Island. Strangers. Backstories. Monster? Society. Death. Miracles? Others. Hatch. Secrets. Rafts. Nuclear warheads. Submarine. Time travel. Good & Evil. Immortality. Mythology. Purgatory. Bonds. A ...

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Cloverfield (2008)


By: Jake Peroni (Three Beers) – Surely with the buzz spreading over the 2014 remake of Godzilla, there will be a flurry of activity around giant monster movies in the approaching year. ...

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The Smurfs 2 (2013)


By: Jake Peroni (Three Beers) – Once upon a time, kids had to wait until weekend mornings to watch cartoons. Remotes were called “Clickers” because of the noise they made when ...

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Monster (2008)


By: Jake Peroni (Six Pack) – Sarah Lieving and Erin Evans play sisters, ironically named Erin and Sarah Lynch. Although I can’t be sure which one played Erin and which one played ...

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Drive Me Crazy (1999)


By: Jake Peroni (Six Pack) – Welcome to Time Zone High School.  A place where “cool” guys are preppy clones, with “lego men” solid gelled hair, and the “uncool” are all rebellious teenagers with ...

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Pulp Fiction (1994)


By: Jake Peroni (A Toast) – Quentin Tarantino will undoubtedly be remembered as one of the most influential writer/directors of out lifetime (whether you like it or not). His eccentric, overbearing jabberjaw can ...

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Tombstone (1993)


By: Jake Peroni (Two Beers) – Living in the Old West must’ve sucked. Everyone’s clothes probably smelled like wet horses and day-old shit. Throw in some random rapes and justifiable murders, ...

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It’s a Spongebob Christmas! (2012)


By: Jake Peroni (Three Beers) – Has claymation finally surpassed Jesus as the embodiment of the Christmas season? Maybe not yet… but soon.

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The Tall Man (2012)


By: Jake Peroni (Five Beers) –    There is something magical about Jessica Biel. Normally, men shy away from a woman that could beat them to a bloody pulp. Yes, she has ...

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